Getting on the right frequency
One of my proofs for the existence of God is that as a child I neither set the neighborhood ablaze nor did I manage to burn down our home. I don't believe that I had any more pyrotechnic propensities than other children. However, property within my vicinity was under constant threat of incineration by my constant experimentation with sunlight, optics, basic chemistry, and the electromagnetic properties of radios. There is a thin line between being a young Leonardo da Vinci and a juvenile delinquent of the first order.