The boss needed to call...
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The boss needed to call one of his employees at home about an urgent problem. He dialed the number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello?" Put out at having to talk to a child, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes," whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. The small voice whispered, "No." He wanted to talk with an adult. The boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes," came the answer.
"May I talk with her?" Again, "No." Thinking that a young child would not be left home alone, the boss thought he would just leave a message with the person who should be baby-sitting. "Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes," whispered the child. "A policeman."
The boss wondered what a cop would be doing at his employee's home. "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman." He heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone. The boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. Awe in his voice: "The search team just landed the hello-
copper!" Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "Why are they there?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me!"
-- Mosley
"May I talk with her?" Again, "No." Thinking that a young child would not be left home alone, the boss thought he would just leave a message with the person who should be baby-sitting. "Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes," whispered the child. "A policeman."
The boss wondered what a cop would be doing at his employee's home. "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman." He heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone. The boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. Awe in his voice: "The search team just landed the hello-
copper!" Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked, "Why are they there?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They're looking for me!"
-- Mosley
