A castaway, marooned on a...
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A castaway, marooned on a desert island, awoke one morning to see a ship in the bay and a boat putting off for the shore. The boat grounded on the beach and a crisply dressed officer saluted and tossed ashore a bundle of newspapers.
The officer said, "The captain's compliments, and will you please read through these and then let him know whether you still wish to be rescued."
The officer said, "The captain's compliments, and will you please read through these and then let him know whether you still wish to be rescued."
