A man was driving along...
A man was driving along a country road late one afternoon and his car just died. While looking under the hood a horse came up to a fence nearby and said, "It sounded to me like you were running out of gas, maybe you should check the gas filter." Alarmed that a horse had just spoken to him the man runs down the road to the first farmhouse. "Let me understand this," said the farmer, "you say that a horse spoke to you? Was this a big gray horse?"
"Yes," said the man.
"Well," said the farmer, "I wouldn't pay attention to what he says. He doesn't know anything about cars."
