On payday an irate employee...
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On payday an irate employee stalks up to the paymaster and shouts, "This pay envelope is a dollar short! Why would you do this to me? What are you going to do about it?" Calmly the paymaster checked a ledger. "I see here that we had yours a dollar over last week. I don't remember you complaining about the mistake." Louder now, the employee retorted, "One mistake I'll let go by, but not two in a row!" -- Mosley
