Things can really seem dull...
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Things can really seem dull and dead after a rainy weekend, so you can understand how it must have been on the ark. They couldn't play cards because Noah sat on the deck. Well, the tiger suggested to the giraffe that they could choose up sides for a football game. The tiger's team won the toss, and on the first play from scrimmage, the monkey handed off to the rhino, who charged up the middle for ten yards. On the next play the rhino rambled all the way for a touchdown. It seems the giraffe had made all the best picks because at the half his team led 42 to 0. Early in the second half the monkey again handed off to the rhino. The rhino saw a hole in the line, but suddenly a ten-foot-
long centipede, playing defensive tackle, reared up into the hole, grabbed the rhino and shook the whole ark when he threw him to the deck, causing the rhino to fumble. The rabbit, playing free safety, picked up the ball and scored for the tiger's team, spiking the ball over the goal post. The tiger ran over to the centipede shouting, "Fantastic tackle! We'll turn this game around right now! By the way, where were you in the first half?" The centipede, "Well, I had to tie my shoes." Where were you when we needed you? Things looked so dead without you. Now we can win! -- Mosley
long centipede, playing defensive tackle, reared up into the hole, grabbed the rhino and shook the whole ark when he threw him to the deck, causing the rhino to fumble. The rabbit, playing free safety, picked up the ball and scored for the tiger's team, spiking the ball over the goal post. The tiger ran over to the centipede shouting, "Fantastic tackle! We'll turn this game around right now! By the way, where were you in the first half?" The centipede, "Well, I had to tie my shoes." Where were you when we needed you? Things looked so dead without you. Now we can win! -- Mosley
