Two men had argued for...
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Two men had argued for years. Finally, a third man, who was a friend to both, said, "This bickering has got to stop. Come with me and we'll lift a glass and bury the hatchet." Reluctantly the men agreed. At the pub the friend said, "Now, let's toast our new relationship." One man raised his glass and said, "I wish for you everything you wish me." In reply the other man said angrily, "Listen to that! He's starting up again."
