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A woman was seated next to a minister on an airplane during a storm. She: "Can't you do something about this awful storm?" He: "Madam, I'm in sales, not management." As William Dean Howells and Mark Twain were coming out of church one morning, it commenced to rain heavily. "Do you think it will stop?" asked Howells. "It always has," answered Twain. From the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: "A new storm added another 10 inches of snow to what Pittsburgh already had. Buses and trains were running hours late, cars were stalled and abandoned, people had to find shelter wherever possible. One storm refugee sent this telegram to his office: "Will not be at work today -- not home yesterday yet." Things are happening very rapidly. It is a bit like this story that a friend of mine tells: "My grandmother rode in a horse and carriage, but she was afraid to ride in a car. My mother rode in a car, but she was afraid to ride in a plane. I ride in a plane, but I am afraid to ride in a jet. My daughter rides in a jet, but she is afraid to ride in a horse and carriage." -- Smith
