The American couple was taking...
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The American couple was taking a guided tour on a South Sea island. They saw a young boy tap a tree to collect the sap that makes rubber. The boy also climbed a palm tree and picked a fresh coconut. Raising a machete to whack the end off the coconut, he paused to listen to the agitated shout of a woman from the nearest house. The American man said to his wife, "She said, 'Son, you be careful or you'll cut yourself.' " Amazed, the tour guide looked at the American and said, "I had no idea you knew our language!" The man said, "I don't know your language, but I do know mothers." -- Mosley
