Art Linkletter tells about his...
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Art Linkletter tells about his all-time favorite religious encounter with a child. Two nuns brought some four-year-olds for a visit to the studio where he filmed his shows. One of the tiny girls explained to Linkletter before the audience that the thing she liked most about the school was when one of the sisters told Bible stories. Linkletter asked the youngster which story was her favorite.
"The story of Edam and Ave (sic)," she announced.
"What happened to them?"
"God was mad at them and he was going to punish them. But they hided under a bench. But they couldn't fool God and he found them."
"Go on," Linkletter pleaded.
"So God decided to punish them twice," she continued.
"Twice?"
"Yes. First, he sent them both straight down to hell," she said, pausing for the audience to realize the significance of that punishment before adding the final horror. "And then he changed them into Protestants!"
How significantly that God has taken us in our alienated slavery to sin, and turned us into children -- protestant and Roman Catholic. We are not naturally God's own. Our adoption came with a price. It was the price of the cross. Expensive? But what wonderful benefits to being an heir over being a slave!
"The story of Edam and Ave (sic)," she announced.
"What happened to them?"
"God was mad at them and he was going to punish them. But they hided under a bench. But they couldn't fool God and he found them."
"Go on," Linkletter pleaded.
"So God decided to punish them twice," she continued.
"Twice?"
"Yes. First, he sent them both straight down to hell," she said, pausing for the audience to realize the significance of that punishment before adding the final horror. "And then he changed them into Protestants!"
How significantly that God has taken us in our alienated slavery to sin, and turned us into children -- protestant and Roman Catholic. We are not naturally God's own. Our adoption came with a price. It was the price of the cross. Expensive? But what wonderful benefits to being an heir over being a slave!
