The irate employee stomps into...
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The irate employee stomps into the paymaster's office and shouts, "There's been a terrible mistake! My pay envelope is a dollar short this week! I demand to know why, and what you're going to do about it!" The paymaster looks up from his ledger and says calmly, "I see here that we paid you a surplus of a dollar last week. I don't recall you complaining about the mistake we made then." The employee says, "Well, an occasional mistake I can overlook, but not TWO in a row!" -- Mosley
