Jim Crane wrote a cartoon...
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Jim Crane wrote a cartoon book, On Edge. In one cartoon, he shows a suave, moustached huckster peddling his latest ware. "Historically," the huckster says, "many improvements have been made in the cross: planing, sanding, oiling, gold-plating. But now, thanks to the miracle of technology, and good taste, we are able to produce in luxurious foam rubber and tufted velveteen, a beautiful and useful item: the decorator cross-pillow. A perfect symbol for faith in our time." His approach rivals that of Mad Magazine's favorite character, Alfred E. Neuman. Alfred, dressed as a dishevelled Santa, arms clasped behind his back, legs crossed, is lounging nonchalantly and has no business. The Santa next to him is moved by frantic, joyful people bearing long, greedy Christmas lists. Why? Why one busy Santa, and the other out of business? We discover the reason, as we notice the sign placed above the head of Alfred which reads: "Express Santa. 8 items or less." And my caption: "Full stockings and empty lives." -- Keller
