Between A Rock And A Hard Place
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There is a high hill which overlooks the little city of Rich-land Center, in south west Wisconsin where I grew up. I'll never forget the night I climbed that hill and literally ended up between a rock and a hard place. About three-fourths of the way up the hill, where the path makes a wide bend on a natural plateau, there is a large opening in the trees which allows an unobstructed view of the city below. The rock, a slab of sandstone nearly four feet high and seven or eight inches wide, lay at a 45-degree angle, about 20 feet off the path. It was leaning against a pile of smaller rocks, and it appeared to me that all that was needed was a little pull and it would be level enough to sit upon: the perfect perch from which to contemplate the view and smoke one of the cheap cigars I was carrying in my pocket. I tugged at it and quickly discovered that it was much heavier than it appeared. I pulled again, with all of my might, and it came forward, on top of me, pinning both of my legs fast to the ground. With much effort I was able to raise it a few inches off my mid-section, but I was not able to lift it high enough to free either of my legs.
After several minutes of futile pushing and straining, I became resigned to the fact that I would never be able to free myself from the rock. I began to pray and to wonder as I prayed how long it might be before someone wandered up the hill and discovered me in my predicament. I knew that workmen came up periodically to do maintenance on the telephone and radio towers on the peak, but I didn't know how often, and I began to doubt that I could survive there, exposed to the elements as I was, for more than three or four days.
It was then that I heard myself yelling for help at the top of my voice. The cry came as a reflex. I made no conscious decision to call out. I was so far above the city that, had I reflected on the wisdom of sounding a distress call, I probably would have decided that it was useless and saved my breath.
The police arrived about 10 minutes after I began to call for help. The two of them were able to lift the rock easily from my legs. They laughed at me as I tried to explain how and why I had managed to pull the rock on top of myself. I suffered this small humiliation happily and thanked them again and again for saving my life as they loaded me into the ambulance. Sometime after I was released from the hospital, with no apparent damage done to anything but my pride, I learned that it was an aquaintance of my family, an old preacher's widow who lived in a small house just over the brow of the hill, who heard my cry for help and called the police.
I now live far away from Richland Center, and I have long since given up cigars, but I have never forgotten what happened that night, and I never cease to give thanks to the one who heard my cry and delivered me from that rock and hard place.
Author's Note: This story is dedicated in loving memory of Mrs. Lester Matthews, the one whose neighborliness was the answer to my prayer for deliverance.
After several minutes of futile pushing and straining, I became resigned to the fact that I would never be able to free myself from the rock. I began to pray and to wonder as I prayed how long it might be before someone wandered up the hill and discovered me in my predicament. I knew that workmen came up periodically to do maintenance on the telephone and radio towers on the peak, but I didn't know how often, and I began to doubt that I could survive there, exposed to the elements as I was, for more than three or four days.
It was then that I heard myself yelling for help at the top of my voice. The cry came as a reflex. I made no conscious decision to call out. I was so far above the city that, had I reflected on the wisdom of sounding a distress call, I probably would have decided that it was useless and saved my breath.
The police arrived about 10 minutes after I began to call for help. The two of them were able to lift the rock easily from my legs. They laughed at me as I tried to explain how and why I had managed to pull the rock on top of myself. I suffered this small humiliation happily and thanked them again and again for saving my life as they loaded me into the ambulance. Sometime after I was released from the hospital, with no apparent damage done to anything but my pride, I learned that it was an aquaintance of my family, an old preacher's widow who lived in a small house just over the brow of the hill, who heard my cry for help and called the police.
I now live far away from Richland Center, and I have long since given up cigars, but I have never forgotten what happened that night, and I never cease to give thanks to the one who heard my cry and delivered me from that rock and hard place.
Author's Note: This story is dedicated in loving memory of Mrs. Lester Matthews, the one whose neighborliness was the answer to my prayer for deliverance.

