Camp Presentation
Children's sermon
Peter And The Children
66 Puppet Talks
Pastor: Good morning, Peter. What have you been up to?
Peter: Well, in school I'm up to the six times table, and last night I was up to nine o'clock. What about you?
Pastor: Peter, you know what I mean. Just before church I saw you making a list.
Peter: Oh, I'm getting ready for camp. It's less than two months away.
Pastor: How can you get ready this early? You can't pack your clothes yet! You'll need them.
Peter: Oh, I'm just making a list.
Pastor: Say, that's a good idea. Then you won't forget to pack the things you need. Do you have down your Bible, a notebook, a flashlight, and bug spray?
Peter: Well, no, ah ... it's not that kind of list.
Pastor: Well, what kind is it? Tell me.
Peter: Maybe you could help me add to it. You've been to camp before, haven't you?
Pastor: Oh, sure. I had a great time. We learned about Jesus, played games, went swimming, did crafts, sang songs, and I made some neat new Christian friends ... Wow, I could go on and on. But back to your list -- let me hear it.
Peter: What kind of camp are you talking about? That's not what I heard about camp.
Pastor: I went to a Methodist Camp, and it was great. But quit stalling, I want to hear your list.
Peter: No, I don't think I want to read it after all.
Pastor: Let me help you. (Reaches over and takes list)
1.ÊÊFind a frog or snake.
2.ÊÊPractice whistling.
3.ÊÊBring plenty of shaving cream.
4.ÊÊLearn to short-sheet a bed.
Peter: Well, I heard people go to camp to play tricks on each other.
Pastor: I understand the frog, but why whistling?
Peter: Don't they whistle at the pretty girls? (Whistles)
Pastor: And what about shaving cream? You don't shave.
Peter: You don't know anything!
Pastor: I think you've got the wrong idea about camp, Peter. You go to camp to learn more about Jesus, and have fun with Christian friends.
Peter: Boy, did I get told wrong. Guess I'd better rip up the list I made.
Pastor: Oh, don't be hasty ... camp is also a time for fun, and jokes can add to the fun as long as they don't hurt anyone. But be sure to register!
Peter: Well, in school I'm up to the six times table, and last night I was up to nine o'clock. What about you?
Pastor: Peter, you know what I mean. Just before church I saw you making a list.
Peter: Oh, I'm getting ready for camp. It's less than two months away.
Pastor: How can you get ready this early? You can't pack your clothes yet! You'll need them.
Peter: Oh, I'm just making a list.
Pastor: Say, that's a good idea. Then you won't forget to pack the things you need. Do you have down your Bible, a notebook, a flashlight, and bug spray?
Peter: Well, no, ah ... it's not that kind of list.
Pastor: Well, what kind is it? Tell me.
Peter: Maybe you could help me add to it. You've been to camp before, haven't you?
Pastor: Oh, sure. I had a great time. We learned about Jesus, played games, went swimming, did crafts, sang songs, and I made some neat new Christian friends ... Wow, I could go on and on. But back to your list -- let me hear it.
Peter: What kind of camp are you talking about? That's not what I heard about camp.
Pastor: I went to a Methodist Camp, and it was great. But quit stalling, I want to hear your list.
Peter: No, I don't think I want to read it after all.
Pastor: Let me help you. (Reaches over and takes list)
1.ÊÊFind a frog or snake.
2.ÊÊPractice whistling.
3.ÊÊBring plenty of shaving cream.
4.ÊÊLearn to short-sheet a bed.
Peter: Well, I heard people go to camp to play tricks on each other.
Pastor: I understand the frog, but why whistling?
Peter: Don't they whistle at the pretty girls? (Whistles)
Pastor: And what about shaving cream? You don't shave.
Peter: You don't know anything!
Pastor: I think you've got the wrong idea about camp, Peter. You go to camp to learn more about Jesus, and have fun with Christian friends.
Peter: Boy, did I get told wrong. Guess I'd better rip up the list I made.
Pastor: Oh, don't be hasty ... camp is also a time for fun, and jokes can add to the fun as long as they don't hurt anyone. But be sure to register!

