Expectations
Humor
Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
Some things never turn out to be as big as you expected:
The "two acres of woodland" surrounding a picturesque cabin.
The lakeside cabin which is a mile from any body of water.
The half-gallon of ice cream you bring home for the children's
party.
The "generous sample" you're sent free on request.
The "surprise gift" you are to receive for your first mail order.
Your salary raise after it has formed a merger with your
deductions.
The gas mileage on your new car.
The proof of your recent photographic efforts.
The church to which you have been assigned as pastor.
Coverages on your car insurance.
Collected from various sources
The "two acres of woodland" surrounding a picturesque cabin.
The lakeside cabin which is a mile from any body of water.
The half-gallon of ice cream you bring home for the children's
party.
The "generous sample" you're sent free on request.
The "surprise gift" you are to receive for your first mail order.
Your salary raise after it has formed a merger with your
deductions.
The gas mileage on your new car.
The proof of your recent photographic efforts.
The church to which you have been assigned as pastor.
Coverages on your car insurance.
Collected from various sources

