Fishin'
Drama
Lectionary Scenes
56 Vignettes For Cycle C
Theme
Know your Savior and do exactly what he tells you to do.
Summary
A modern re-telling of Jesus' appearance at the Sea of Galilee after his resurrection. Petey and John-Bubba haven't caught any fish, and some stranger on shore tells them to try fishing on the right side of the boat, which they do and catch two "bigguns."
Playing Time
4 minutes
Setting
The Sea of Galilee
Props
2 fishing poles
Costumes
Overalls and t-shirts
Jesus -- robe
Time
Time to go fishing
Cast
PETEY -- a good ole' boy
JOHN-BUBBA -- he's one, too
Two guys caught on the fishing line
JESUS -- a guy who loves good ole' boys (girls, too)
(EVERYONE SINGS)
CHORUS
Fishin', the Lord'll bait my hook,
Fishin', my bait's the holy book,
Come along with me and you will see,
That fishin' for men is the key.
Fishin's what it's all about,
Whether you're fishin' for men
or fishin' for trout.
(PETEY AND JOHN-BUBBA ARE IN A BOAT)
PETEY: Hey. (PAUSE) Hey. (PAUSE) Hey, John-Bubba.
JOHN-BUBBA: What?
PETEY: Was you sleepin'?
JOHN-BUBBA: Sleepin'?
PETEY: Yep, sleepin'.
JOHN-BUBBA: Who?
PETEY: You! Was you sleepin'?
JOHN-BUBBA: Naw. I was jus' studyin'.
PETEY: Studyin'?
JOHN-BUBBA: That's what I said -- studyin'.
PETEY: Well, what was you studyin'?
JOHN-BUBBA: I was studyin' on sleep.
PETEY: Aw, you was too sleepin'. I knowed you was.
JOHN-BUBBA: Well, what if I was?
PETEY: We're s'posed to be fishin', not sleepin'.
JOHN-BUBBA: Well, I figure, I ain't no fishin' pole ...
PETEY: Yep, that's right.
JOHN-BUBBA: And I ain't no line ...
PETEY: I can see that.
JOHN-BUBBA: And I sure ain't no worm.
PETEY: True, Bubba, true.
JOHN-BUBBA: So, I figure -- if I ain't no pole and I ain't no line and I ain't no worm -- what has I got to do with fishin'?
PETEY: That's true, but what about knowing where to fish? You gotta know where to fish.
JOHN-BUBBA: I know where to fish.
PETEY: Oh, yeah? Well, where do you fish?
JOHN-BUBBA: I always have my best luck in water.
PETEY: Have any luck yet?
JOHN-BUBBA: Nope, not yet. You?
PETEY: Been fishin' all night. Nary a bite.
JOHN-BUBBA: You about to call it a night?
PETEY: Yep, I reckon.
JOHN-BUBBA: I s'pose I'll hafta stop at the market and buy a fish.
PETEY: Well, I'll put in some money soze we can buy a biggun.
JOHN-BUBBA: Why don't you buy your own fish?
PETEY: 'Cause if I buy a biggun I won't have to talk about the biggun that got away.
JOHN-BUBBA: Oh. (PAUSE) Petey, who's that over yonder givin' us a mighty hi y'all?
PETEY: I can't make him out.
JOHN-BUBBA: Mighty friendly feller.
PETEY: Yep, looks it, fer sure. (THEY WAVE BACK)
JOHN-BUBBA: Think we oughta go see who it is?
PETEY: Might as well. We can't do no good here.
JOHN-BUBBA: What's he doin'?
PETEY: I dunno. Seems to be havin' a fit of some kind.
JOHN-BUBBA: (MAKING MOTIONS LIKE MAN ON SHORE) He shakin' his head somethin' awful.
PETEY: Maybe he don't want us to come ashore.
JOHN-BUBBA: He's pushin' with his hands.
PETEY: He does want us to stay out here. What fer? There ain't no good fishin' out here!
JOHN-BUBBA: He's a'motionin' to the right.
PETEY: He wants us to dive in.
JOHN-BUBBA: No, he don't. He wants us to fish offen the right side of the boat.
PETEY: You can tell he ain't no fisherman.
JOHN-BUBBA: How can you tell that?
PETEY: 'Cause there ain't no right side of the boat. There's just port and starboard.
JOHN-BUBBA: How'd you know he didn't motion starboard instead of right? It'd all be the same in a motion, wouldn't it?
PETEY: Oh, I reckon it would. Well, why don't he just tell us instead of making all those silly motions at us?
JOHN-BUBBA: Yellin' would scare the fish away.
PETEY: Somethin' already scared the fish away. (CASTING OFF THE RIGHT SIDE)
JOHN: Whatta we got to lose? (CASTING OFF THE RIGHT SIDE)
PETEY: Just our worms, I reckon.
JOHN-BUBBA: I got a nibble.
PETEY: Play 'em out, soze you can set the hook.
JOHN-BUBBA: Oh, he's a biggun. I can tell. Help me pull 'em in, Petey.
PETEY: I got my own bite. Yessir, a biggun, too.
JOHN-BUBBA: Oh, boy, two bigguns.
PETEY: Well, reel 'em in.
JOHN-BUBBA: Here they come. (THERE ARE TWO MEMBERS OF THE CONGREGATION ON THEIR LINES)
PETEY: This here is sure the catch of the day. Hoowee!
JOHN-BUBBA: I'll say. I'm sure glad I did what that feller on shore said to do.
PETEY: Me, too. Hey, you know what? That's Jesus, I reckon.
JOHN-BUBBA: I reckon you reckon right. It is.
PETEY: He's doing some more motionin' to us. I know what that means. He's callin' us in. Let's go. (THEY ROW TO JESUS)
JOHN-BUBBA: I hope he ain't gonna make us throw our catch back. They're such bigguns.
PETEY: Naw, he won't. (UPON REACHING SHORE) Howdy, Jesus.
JESUS: Come on and eat. I bet you're hungry.
PETEY: Hungry as a baby coon.
JESUS: Here, I've already fixed breakfast -- pan-fried catfish.
JOHN-BUBBA: No grits?
JESUS: Well, what did you learn last night, anything?
JOHN-BUBBA: Well, I learned not to go fishin' without Jesus.
PETEY: And I learned that two fish in the hand is worth none in the boat.
JOHN-BUBBA: Huh?
JESUS: Huh?
Know your Savior and do exactly what he tells you to do.
Summary
A modern re-telling of Jesus' appearance at the Sea of Galilee after his resurrection. Petey and John-Bubba haven't caught any fish, and some stranger on shore tells them to try fishing on the right side of the boat, which they do and catch two "bigguns."
Playing Time
4 minutes
Setting
The Sea of Galilee
Props
2 fishing poles
Costumes
Overalls and t-shirts
Jesus -- robe
Time
Time to go fishing
Cast
PETEY -- a good ole' boy
JOHN-BUBBA -- he's one, too
Two guys caught on the fishing line
JESUS -- a guy who loves good ole' boys (girls, too)
(EVERYONE SINGS)
CHORUS
Fishin', the Lord'll bait my hook,
Fishin', my bait's the holy book,
Come along with me and you will see,
That fishin' for men is the key.
Fishin's what it's all about,
Whether you're fishin' for men
or fishin' for trout.
(PETEY AND JOHN-BUBBA ARE IN A BOAT)
PETEY: Hey. (PAUSE) Hey. (PAUSE) Hey, John-Bubba.
JOHN-BUBBA: What?
PETEY: Was you sleepin'?
JOHN-BUBBA: Sleepin'?
PETEY: Yep, sleepin'.
JOHN-BUBBA: Who?
PETEY: You! Was you sleepin'?
JOHN-BUBBA: Naw. I was jus' studyin'.
PETEY: Studyin'?
JOHN-BUBBA: That's what I said -- studyin'.
PETEY: Well, what was you studyin'?
JOHN-BUBBA: I was studyin' on sleep.
PETEY: Aw, you was too sleepin'. I knowed you was.
JOHN-BUBBA: Well, what if I was?
PETEY: We're s'posed to be fishin', not sleepin'.
JOHN-BUBBA: Well, I figure, I ain't no fishin' pole ...
PETEY: Yep, that's right.
JOHN-BUBBA: And I ain't no line ...
PETEY: I can see that.
JOHN-BUBBA: And I sure ain't no worm.
PETEY: True, Bubba, true.
JOHN-BUBBA: So, I figure -- if I ain't no pole and I ain't no line and I ain't no worm -- what has I got to do with fishin'?
PETEY: That's true, but what about knowing where to fish? You gotta know where to fish.
JOHN-BUBBA: I know where to fish.
PETEY: Oh, yeah? Well, where do you fish?
JOHN-BUBBA: I always have my best luck in water.
PETEY: Have any luck yet?
JOHN-BUBBA: Nope, not yet. You?
PETEY: Been fishin' all night. Nary a bite.
JOHN-BUBBA: You about to call it a night?
PETEY: Yep, I reckon.
JOHN-BUBBA: I s'pose I'll hafta stop at the market and buy a fish.
PETEY: Well, I'll put in some money soze we can buy a biggun.
JOHN-BUBBA: Why don't you buy your own fish?
PETEY: 'Cause if I buy a biggun I won't have to talk about the biggun that got away.
JOHN-BUBBA: Oh. (PAUSE) Petey, who's that over yonder givin' us a mighty hi y'all?
PETEY: I can't make him out.
JOHN-BUBBA: Mighty friendly feller.
PETEY: Yep, looks it, fer sure. (THEY WAVE BACK)
JOHN-BUBBA: Think we oughta go see who it is?
PETEY: Might as well. We can't do no good here.
JOHN-BUBBA: What's he doin'?
PETEY: I dunno. Seems to be havin' a fit of some kind.
JOHN-BUBBA: (MAKING MOTIONS LIKE MAN ON SHORE) He shakin' his head somethin' awful.
PETEY: Maybe he don't want us to come ashore.
JOHN-BUBBA: He's pushin' with his hands.
PETEY: He does want us to stay out here. What fer? There ain't no good fishin' out here!
JOHN-BUBBA: He's a'motionin' to the right.
PETEY: He wants us to dive in.
JOHN-BUBBA: No, he don't. He wants us to fish offen the right side of the boat.
PETEY: You can tell he ain't no fisherman.
JOHN-BUBBA: How can you tell that?
PETEY: 'Cause there ain't no right side of the boat. There's just port and starboard.
JOHN-BUBBA: How'd you know he didn't motion starboard instead of right? It'd all be the same in a motion, wouldn't it?
PETEY: Oh, I reckon it would. Well, why don't he just tell us instead of making all those silly motions at us?
JOHN-BUBBA: Yellin' would scare the fish away.
PETEY: Somethin' already scared the fish away. (CASTING OFF THE RIGHT SIDE)
JOHN: Whatta we got to lose? (CASTING OFF THE RIGHT SIDE)
PETEY: Just our worms, I reckon.
JOHN-BUBBA: I got a nibble.
PETEY: Play 'em out, soze you can set the hook.
JOHN-BUBBA: Oh, he's a biggun. I can tell. Help me pull 'em in, Petey.
PETEY: I got my own bite. Yessir, a biggun, too.
JOHN-BUBBA: Oh, boy, two bigguns.
PETEY: Well, reel 'em in.
JOHN-BUBBA: Here they come. (THERE ARE TWO MEMBERS OF THE CONGREGATION ON THEIR LINES)
PETEY: This here is sure the catch of the day. Hoowee!
JOHN-BUBBA: I'll say. I'm sure glad I did what that feller on shore said to do.
PETEY: Me, too. Hey, you know what? That's Jesus, I reckon.
JOHN-BUBBA: I reckon you reckon right. It is.
PETEY: He's doing some more motionin' to us. I know what that means. He's callin' us in. Let's go. (THEY ROW TO JESUS)
JOHN-BUBBA: I hope he ain't gonna make us throw our catch back. They're such bigguns.
PETEY: Naw, he won't. (UPON REACHING SHORE) Howdy, Jesus.
JESUS: Come on and eat. I bet you're hungry.
PETEY: Hungry as a baby coon.
JESUS: Here, I've already fixed breakfast -- pan-fried catfish.
JOHN-BUBBA: No grits?
JESUS: Well, what did you learn last night, anything?
JOHN-BUBBA: Well, I learned not to go fishin' without Jesus.
PETEY: And I learned that two fish in the hand is worth none in the boat.
JOHN-BUBBA: Huh?
JESUS: Huh?

