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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
Jack Benny told of the time he carried his violin case to the
White House to play for the President. A guard stopped him and
asked what was in the case.
To be funny, Benny replied, "A machine gun."
"Thank goodness," dead panned the guard, "I was afraid it was
your violin."
White House to play for the President. A guard stopped him and
asked what was in the case.
To be funny, Benny replied, "A machine gun."
"Thank goodness," dead panned the guard, "I was afraid it was
your violin."

