Prissy Plant
Children's sermon
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Matthew To Revelation
Object: an attractive artificial plant
Good morning, boys and girls. I brought along with me this morning a little bit of a problem. Her name is Prissy Plant and she has me in a fit. She won't get along with any of the other plants that I have in my house. Let me tell you a little bit about her.
This morning she was making all kinds of noise telling the other plants in my house how perfect she was. Prissy can never keep her mouth shut, and she has a large one. She told my one little plant over in the corner what a shrimp he was and how big and beautiful she was by comparison. That wasn't a nice thing to say. That little plant is small, but that is the way he was made, and he is growing. Yesterday Prissy was complaining to another plant that hangs in the window that she smelled, and of course Prissy is right about that. Prissy doesn't smell at all. The other night when I was eating dinner, I heard Prissy criticizing a plant that sits on the piano about his odd shape. She said that all of her leaves are perfect, each one is the right size and none of them are brown or nicked in any way. That was disgusting. Of course Prissy is perfectly made, but that is the problem. Prissy is artificial. She should be perfect.
I finally took Prissy aside this morning and told her that she was coming to church with me and that I was going to teach her a lesson. Prissy thinks so much about herself that she cannot see the truth or the beauty in anything else. What is more than that, is that she will never grow. She is false all of the way through.
I hope that you can learn something by listening to Prissy. There are a lot of people who think they know everything, and you can't teach them even the simplest truth.
Jesus ran into people like this all of the time. They didn't believe in him because they were afraid that if they did, they would be less than what they thought they already were. They were blind to the truth, and they didn't want to know the truth. They were artificial people just like Prissy is an artificial plant. Real people listen to Jesus and learn the truth about themselves and about God. If you are going to be a real person, then you must also follow the teachings of Jesus and be a real person.
Good morning, boys and girls. I brought along with me this morning a little bit of a problem. Her name is Prissy Plant and she has me in a fit. She won't get along with any of the other plants that I have in my house. Let me tell you a little bit about her.
This morning she was making all kinds of noise telling the other plants in my house how perfect she was. Prissy can never keep her mouth shut, and she has a large one. She told my one little plant over in the corner what a shrimp he was and how big and beautiful she was by comparison. That wasn't a nice thing to say. That little plant is small, but that is the way he was made, and he is growing. Yesterday Prissy was complaining to another plant that hangs in the window that she smelled, and of course Prissy is right about that. Prissy doesn't smell at all. The other night when I was eating dinner, I heard Prissy criticizing a plant that sits on the piano about his odd shape. She said that all of her leaves are perfect, each one is the right size and none of them are brown or nicked in any way. That was disgusting. Of course Prissy is perfectly made, but that is the problem. Prissy is artificial. She should be perfect.
I finally took Prissy aside this morning and told her that she was coming to church with me and that I was going to teach her a lesson. Prissy thinks so much about herself that she cannot see the truth or the beauty in anything else. What is more than that, is that she will never grow. She is false all of the way through.
I hope that you can learn something by listening to Prissy. There are a lot of people who think they know everything, and you can't teach them even the simplest truth.
Jesus ran into people like this all of the time. They didn't believe in him because they were afraid that if they did, they would be less than what they thought they already were. They were blind to the truth, and they didn't want to know the truth. They were artificial people just like Prissy is an artificial plant. Real people listen to Jesus and learn the truth about themselves and about God. If you are going to be a real person, then you must also follow the teachings of Jesus and be a real person.

