Super Christian I
Drama
Lectionary Scenes
57 Vignettes For Cycle A
Theme
Well meaning Christians who are not hearing the call of the Lord clearly may do more harm than good and be super-Christians but not really follow God's leading.
Summary
Super Christian, the righter of wrongs, makes a fatal error. He hears a call of distress but makes a quick judgment as to who is the wrong-doer. When asked to do some good himself he has a good excuse.
Playing Time: 3 minutes
Setting: Some place near your church
Props: Handbag, Christian tracts
Costumes: Super Christian -- a pair of blue pajamas and cape, "S.C." on the chest
Time: The present
Cast: GUY
GIRL
ANNOUNCER
JESUS PERSON
SUPER CHRISTIAN
ANNOUNCER: (ENTERS AND SPEAKS INTO MICROPHONE) Faster than a speeding bullet. Mightier than a mighty locomotive. Able to leap tall church buildings at a single bound.
GUY: Look! Up in the air!
GIRL: It's a bird!
GUY: It's a plane!
ANNOUNCER: No, it's Super Christian! Yes, Super Christian, who, disguised as the mild-mannered Sunday school teacher, wages a never-ending battle for peace, justice, and the Christian way. As our exciting adventure begins two young students from the university are planning their weekend.
GIRL: Hey, why don't you get a six-pack and come on over tomorrow evening.
GUY: Sure, I'll supply the grass.
ANNOUNCER: When suddenly, emerging from a dark alleyway, a figure of questionable repute approaches the couple from the rear.
JESUS PERSON: (TAPPING GUY ON SHOULDER) Hello, there.
GIRL: (SCREAMING) Help! He's going to steal my purse!
GUY: Hey, what are you up to anyway? (GUY STRUGGLES WITH JESUS PERSON)
ANNOUNCER: While not far away, Super Christian's super-hearing ear picks up the distress signal and he flies to the rescue ... very fast.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (COMING TO THE RESCUE VERY FAST) This looks like a job for ... Super Christian! (FLEXING HIS MUSCLES) You villain of questionable repute. (KNOCKING JESUS PERSON DOWN)
GIRL: (FEELING HIS BICEP) Oh, thank you, Super Christian. You saved our lives.
GUY: Yes, I don't know what we would have done. I don't know any of the martial arts.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Are you two all right?
GUY: Yeah, sure.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Well, take care of yourselves and have a nice and safe and happy weekend.
GIRL: You bet we will. (THEY BEGIN TO EXIT) Did you say you were bringing the grass?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (PICKING JESUS PERSON UP BY NECK OF SHIRT) And now for you. It's off to the police.
JESUS PERSON: Wait a minute, Super Christian. I was just doing some street evangelism for Jesus.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Do you mean you weren't going to rob those young people?
JESUS PERSON: No. I was just going to share God's love with them.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: But my super-hearing ear picked up a call of distress.
JESUS PERSON: All people that don't know Jesus are sending out distress signals. And Jesus loves them all.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: But, I thought ... the way you look ... well, I ... gosh, I'm sorry.
JESUS PERSON: That's all right, Super Christian. Hey, while you're here, why don't you help me distribute these Jesus tracts? You could fly over the city and drop them all around. You could cover much more territory than I could.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: No, I'm afraid I couldn't do that. I have to be ready at a minute's notice to answer any distress call.
JESUS PERSON: Super Christian, we've gathered a warehouse full of food to give to the poor. It's stored in a warehouse not far from here. It has to be delivered to the poor people on the other side of town and we can't get any trucks. You could handle the job in no time.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Sorry, I have to stay alert just in case a bridge collapses or some other great catastrophe occurs. You never know when I'll be needed.
JESUS PERSON: But, Super Christian ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Wait! With my x-ray vision I see a car about to plunge off a cliff. I've got to go. Later! Up, up and away! (HE EXITS)
JESUS PERSON: Oh, well. I guess it's up to me.
ANNOUNCER: Tune in next time for another exciting adventure of Super Christian when we'll hear Super Christian say ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Who, me, witness? Not on your life!
Well meaning Christians who are not hearing the call of the Lord clearly may do more harm than good and be super-Christians but not really follow God's leading.
Summary
Super Christian, the righter of wrongs, makes a fatal error. He hears a call of distress but makes a quick judgment as to who is the wrong-doer. When asked to do some good himself he has a good excuse.
Playing Time: 3 minutes
Setting: Some place near your church
Props: Handbag, Christian tracts
Costumes: Super Christian -- a pair of blue pajamas and cape, "S.C." on the chest
Time: The present
Cast: GUY
GIRL
ANNOUNCER
JESUS PERSON
SUPER CHRISTIAN
ANNOUNCER: (ENTERS AND SPEAKS INTO MICROPHONE) Faster than a speeding bullet. Mightier than a mighty locomotive. Able to leap tall church buildings at a single bound.
GUY: Look! Up in the air!
GIRL: It's a bird!
GUY: It's a plane!
ANNOUNCER: No, it's Super Christian! Yes, Super Christian, who, disguised as the mild-mannered Sunday school teacher, wages a never-ending battle for peace, justice, and the Christian way. As our exciting adventure begins two young students from the university are planning their weekend.
GIRL: Hey, why don't you get a six-pack and come on over tomorrow evening.
GUY: Sure, I'll supply the grass.
ANNOUNCER: When suddenly, emerging from a dark alleyway, a figure of questionable repute approaches the couple from the rear.
JESUS PERSON: (TAPPING GUY ON SHOULDER) Hello, there.
GIRL: (SCREAMING) Help! He's going to steal my purse!
GUY: Hey, what are you up to anyway? (GUY STRUGGLES WITH JESUS PERSON)
ANNOUNCER: While not far away, Super Christian's super-hearing ear picks up the distress signal and he flies to the rescue ... very fast.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (COMING TO THE RESCUE VERY FAST) This looks like a job for ... Super Christian! (FLEXING HIS MUSCLES) You villain of questionable repute. (KNOCKING JESUS PERSON DOWN)
GIRL: (FEELING HIS BICEP) Oh, thank you, Super Christian. You saved our lives.
GUY: Yes, I don't know what we would have done. I don't know any of the martial arts.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Are you two all right?
GUY: Yeah, sure.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Well, take care of yourselves and have a nice and safe and happy weekend.
GIRL: You bet we will. (THEY BEGIN TO EXIT) Did you say you were bringing the grass?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (PICKING JESUS PERSON UP BY NECK OF SHIRT) And now for you. It's off to the police.
JESUS PERSON: Wait a minute, Super Christian. I was just doing some street evangelism for Jesus.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Do you mean you weren't going to rob those young people?
JESUS PERSON: No. I was just going to share God's love with them.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: But my super-hearing ear picked up a call of distress.
JESUS PERSON: All people that don't know Jesus are sending out distress signals. And Jesus loves them all.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: But, I thought ... the way you look ... well, I ... gosh, I'm sorry.
JESUS PERSON: That's all right, Super Christian. Hey, while you're here, why don't you help me distribute these Jesus tracts? You could fly over the city and drop them all around. You could cover much more territory than I could.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: No, I'm afraid I couldn't do that. I have to be ready at a minute's notice to answer any distress call.
JESUS PERSON: Super Christian, we've gathered a warehouse full of food to give to the poor. It's stored in a warehouse not far from here. It has to be delivered to the poor people on the other side of town and we can't get any trucks. You could handle the job in no time.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Sorry, I have to stay alert just in case a bridge collapses or some other great catastrophe occurs. You never know when I'll be needed.
JESUS PERSON: But, Super Christian ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Wait! With my x-ray vision I see a car about to plunge off a cliff. I've got to go. Later! Up, up and away! (HE EXITS)
JESUS PERSON: Oh, well. I guess it's up to me.
ANNOUNCER: Tune in next time for another exciting adventure of Super Christian when we'll hear Super Christian say ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Who, me, witness? Not on your life!

