Super Christian III
Drama
Lectionary Scenes
56 Vignettes For Cycle C
Theme
We can miss the most important aspect of the kingdom of God if we get too proud of our Christian service. We can miss fellowship with God and our family.
Summary
Clark Brent has that all-important talk with his son -- he tells him of his secret identity, Super Christian! His son is not impressed and asks him some important questions.
Playing Time
4 minutes
Setting
A garbage dump (a garbage bag and loose papers scattered around)
Props
None
Costumes
Super Christian (cape and pajamas with "SC" on front), hat and coat
Time
The present
Cast
ANNOUNCER
WOMAN
MAN
SUPER CHRISTIAN
GEORGE -- his son
ANNOUNCER: And now, the adventures of Super Christian. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall church buildings in a single bound.
WOMAN: Look, up in the air.
MAN: It's a bird.
WOMAN: It's a plane.
MAN: No, it's Super Christian.
ANNOUNCER: Yes, Super Christian, who, disguised as a mild-mannered Sunday school teacher, wages a never-ending battle for peace, justice, and the Christian way. As our exciting adventure begins, we see Super Christian in his disguise as Clark Brent. And he is troubled!
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (HE IS WEARING A SLOUCH HAT AND AN OVERCOAT OVER HIS CAPED COSTUME) My son George is old enough, and I've got to tell him of my other identity. I've got to tell him I'm Super Christian. Of course, he'll want to join me in my heroic rescues and other derring-do. Do you think it will shock him? I better break it to him gently.
GEORGE: (ENTERS) Hi, Dad.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Hi, George.
GEORGE: Why did we have to meet here?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: No one ever comes here.
GEORGE: The garbage dump? I guess not!
SUPER CHRISTIAN: It's a haven for me. I come here a lot ...
GEORGE: Really?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: ... to think.
GEORGE: Here?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (GETS SOMETHING STUCK ON HIS FOOT) I have to get away from it all, sometimes. The world clings to you sometimes. Here, sit down.
GEORGE: I think I'd rather stand.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Suit yourself. Look, Son, I wanted to have a talk with you. It's very important.
GEORGE: Dad, if it's about babies, I know about that already.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: You do? How did you find out?
GEORGE: You told me.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I did?
GEORGE: When I was six.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I don't remember.
GEORGE: I didn't understand anything you said, then. Later I did, when I was about fourteen, I understood it then.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Oh, good.
GEORGE: Yeah, Margie explained it all to me.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Margie, your girlfriend?
GEORGE: Sure. We had to review it for a health class exam.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Oh, yeah.
GEORGE: Well, what is it?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: What is what? Probably a rat.
GEORGE: No, I mean, what was it you were going to tell me that was so important?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Oh, that, well, it wasn't about babies, anyway. Heck, I don't know that much myself. It's about my job. I wanted you to know what I do.
GEORGE: Dad, I know you're a mild-mannered reporter and Sunday School teacher.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: But, Son, there's more to it than that.
GEORGE: I know, you want me to go to college and on to seminary, but, is that why you brought me to this garbage dump?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Well, Son, it's like this ... I'm ... well, you see, there's more to me than meets the eye.
GEORGE: I don't get it.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I guess I'll have to show you. (OPENS COAT) Ta-da!
GEORGE: Dad ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Yes?
GEORGE: ... You're ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Yes?
GEORGE: Dad, you're wearing your pajamas!
SUPER CHRISTIAN: No, I'm not wearing my pajamas. Who do I look like?
GEORGE: How many guesses do I get? What do you mean, who do you look like?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Listen. George, I'm going to give it to you straight ... I'm Super Christian!
GEORGE:
(PAUSE) Yeah?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Well, doesn't that do something to you?
GEORGE: It gives me the creeps! If we get caught here in the garbage dump and you in that getup, we'll get arrested for sure.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Will you stop worrying? I'm Super Christian, get it? Super Christian!
GEORGE: (PAUSE) Yeah?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I can see you're in shock. You'd better sit down.
GEORGE: I'm not going to sit in this stuff! So, Dad, why do you wear this, this, ah ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I can't believe this. You don't know who I am?
GEORGE: Of course, I know you, Dad. But I never heard of Super Christian.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: My own son. Do you know God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life?
GEORGE: You don't have to go through all that. I'm saved already.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: You are?
GEORGE: Sure. For years, now, I've been walking with the Lord.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Golly.
GEORGE: I'm the president of the Bible club at school.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Well, that's great, George.
GEORGE: I've been going out with an evangelism team to the malls and witnessing for a year now. We go about every Friday night.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Fantastic.
GEORGE: Our Bible club is working with the poor, feeding them, clothing them, teaching them the Bible.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I had no idea.
GEORGE: What was it you wanted to talk to me about, Dad?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Nothing, really.
GEORGE: Dad, why don't you ever come to church?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Huh? Church? See ya later, George ... My only day to sleep in. Up, up, and away. (HE EXITS)
ANNOUNCER: Tune in next time when we hear the son of Super Christian say ...
GEORGE: I can't believe this garbage.
ANNOUNCER: And Super Christian say ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: No, I'm not in my pajamas.
ANNOUNCER: "I have to find another job ..."
We can miss the most important aspect of the kingdom of God if we get too proud of our Christian service. We can miss fellowship with God and our family.
Summary
Clark Brent has that all-important talk with his son -- he tells him of his secret identity, Super Christian! His son is not impressed and asks him some important questions.
Playing Time
4 minutes
Setting
A garbage dump (a garbage bag and loose papers scattered around)
Props
None
Costumes
Super Christian (cape and pajamas with "SC" on front), hat and coat
Time
The present
Cast
ANNOUNCER
WOMAN
MAN
SUPER CHRISTIAN
GEORGE -- his son
ANNOUNCER: And now, the adventures of Super Christian. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall church buildings in a single bound.
WOMAN: Look, up in the air.
MAN: It's a bird.
WOMAN: It's a plane.
MAN: No, it's Super Christian.
ANNOUNCER: Yes, Super Christian, who, disguised as a mild-mannered Sunday school teacher, wages a never-ending battle for peace, justice, and the Christian way. As our exciting adventure begins, we see Super Christian in his disguise as Clark Brent. And he is troubled!
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (HE IS WEARING A SLOUCH HAT AND AN OVERCOAT OVER HIS CAPED COSTUME) My son George is old enough, and I've got to tell him of my other identity. I've got to tell him I'm Super Christian. Of course, he'll want to join me in my heroic rescues and other derring-do. Do you think it will shock him? I better break it to him gently.
GEORGE: (ENTERS) Hi, Dad.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Hi, George.
GEORGE: Why did we have to meet here?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: No one ever comes here.
GEORGE: The garbage dump? I guess not!
SUPER CHRISTIAN: It's a haven for me. I come here a lot ...
GEORGE: Really?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: ... to think.
GEORGE: Here?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: (GETS SOMETHING STUCK ON HIS FOOT) I have to get away from it all, sometimes. The world clings to you sometimes. Here, sit down.
GEORGE: I think I'd rather stand.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Suit yourself. Look, Son, I wanted to have a talk with you. It's very important.
GEORGE: Dad, if it's about babies, I know about that already.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: You do? How did you find out?
GEORGE: You told me.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I did?
GEORGE: When I was six.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I don't remember.
GEORGE: I didn't understand anything you said, then. Later I did, when I was about fourteen, I understood it then.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Oh, good.
GEORGE: Yeah, Margie explained it all to me.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Margie, your girlfriend?
GEORGE: Sure. We had to review it for a health class exam.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Oh, yeah.
GEORGE: Well, what is it?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: What is what? Probably a rat.
GEORGE: No, I mean, what was it you were going to tell me that was so important?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Oh, that, well, it wasn't about babies, anyway. Heck, I don't know that much myself. It's about my job. I wanted you to know what I do.
GEORGE: Dad, I know you're a mild-mannered reporter and Sunday School teacher.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: But, Son, there's more to it than that.
GEORGE: I know, you want me to go to college and on to seminary, but, is that why you brought me to this garbage dump?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Well, Son, it's like this ... I'm ... well, you see, there's more to me than meets the eye.
GEORGE: I don't get it.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I guess I'll have to show you. (OPENS COAT) Ta-da!
GEORGE: Dad ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Yes?
GEORGE: ... You're ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Yes?
GEORGE: Dad, you're wearing your pajamas!
SUPER CHRISTIAN: No, I'm not wearing my pajamas. Who do I look like?
GEORGE: How many guesses do I get? What do you mean, who do you look like?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Listen. George, I'm going to give it to you straight ... I'm Super Christian!
GEORGE:
(PAUSE) Yeah?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Well, doesn't that do something to you?
GEORGE: It gives me the creeps! If we get caught here in the garbage dump and you in that getup, we'll get arrested for sure.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Will you stop worrying? I'm Super Christian, get it? Super Christian!
GEORGE: (PAUSE) Yeah?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I can see you're in shock. You'd better sit down.
GEORGE: I'm not going to sit in this stuff! So, Dad, why do you wear this, this, ah ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I can't believe this. You don't know who I am?
GEORGE: Of course, I know you, Dad. But I never heard of Super Christian.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: My own son. Do you know God loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life?
GEORGE: You don't have to go through all that. I'm saved already.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: You are?
GEORGE: Sure. For years, now, I've been walking with the Lord.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Golly.
GEORGE: I'm the president of the Bible club at school.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Well, that's great, George.
GEORGE: I've been going out with an evangelism team to the malls and witnessing for a year now. We go about every Friday night.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Fantastic.
GEORGE: Our Bible club is working with the poor, feeding them, clothing them, teaching them the Bible.
SUPER CHRISTIAN: I had no idea.
GEORGE: What was it you wanted to talk to me about, Dad?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Nothing, really.
GEORGE: Dad, why don't you ever come to church?
SUPER CHRISTIAN: Huh? Church? See ya later, George ... My only day to sleep in. Up, up, and away. (HE EXITS)
ANNOUNCER: Tune in next time when we hear the son of Super Christian say ...
GEORGE: I can't believe this garbage.
ANNOUNCER: And Super Christian say ...
SUPER CHRISTIAN: No, I'm not in my pajamas.
ANNOUNCER: "I have to find another job ..."

