Emphasis Preaching Journal

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately the locals had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his six-gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking, and fired a shot into the ceiling. He bellowed, "WHICH ONE O' YOU SIDEWINDERS STOLE MY HOSS?" No one dared say a word.