Emphasis Preaching Journal

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all died and went to heaven. Saint Peter is there and was having a bad day since heaven was getting crowded. When they got to the gate, Saint Peter said that there would be a test to get into heaven: They each would have to answer a single question.

To the teacher, he said, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg and sank with over half its passengers and was the worst disaster in maritime history?"