Feeding The 4999
Drama
Lectionary Scenes
57 Vignettes For Cycle A
Theme
Faith in Jesus is more important than even eating, but He takes care of that need, too.
Summary
Peter is going to try to feed the five thousand without faith so he goes to the nearest fast food restaurant.
Playing Time: 4 minutes
Setting: A fast food restaurant
Props: Sam -- a microphone, bag of burgers
Pete -- a list
Costumes: Sam -- cap and apron
Pete -- disciple
Time: Right before feeding the five thousand
Cast: SAM -- clerk at Burger Buddies
PETE -- a customer
PETE: (SAM STANDS BEHIND THE COUNTER POLISHING THE COUNTER. PETE ENTERS) Hi.
SAM: Welcome to Burger Buddies. May I help you?
PETE: Do you make up large orders?
SAM: Having a party?
PETE: More like a mob.
SAM: "If it's tough, we can do it!"
PETE: You think you can handle a large order?
SAM: That's our motto. We pride ourselves on doing difficult jobs. "If it's tough, we can do it!" That's our motto.
PETE: I guess I came to the right place.
SAM: You did. "If it's tough, we can do it!" That's our motto, you know.
PETE: I remember.
SAM: How many Burger Buddies do you want?
PETE: Are you ready for this?
SAM: "If it's tough ..."
PETE: "... you can do it!" Right.
SAM: That's our motto.
PETE: I know.
SAM: How many Burger Buddies do you want?
PETE: Four thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine.
SAM: We can't do that!
PETE: What about your motto?
SAM: That's too many! Four thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine. That's too many.
PETE: Your motto. What about your motto? "If it's tough ..."
SAM: We can't do that!
PETE: Wait a minute. Don't get excited.
SAM: Who's excited? You call this excited? We can't do that!
PETE: Just a minute. Now, listen, how many Burger Buddies can you make a minute?
SAM: Top speed?
PETE: The fastest you can make them.
SAM: Let's see -- two. Yeah, two a minute. You see, Leo is sick and Willie is a new man on the grill so -- yeah, about two.
PETE: Two, huh. Let me see. At that rate, ah, two times sixty is one hundred twenty. And then you divide four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine by one hundred twenty -- uh, that's about forty-one hours.
SAM: Forty-one hours!
PETE: Right. I figure it would take about forty-one hours to complete my order.
SAM: Forty-one hours! That's all day. All day and almost two days.
PETE: If you started right now. Did you start my order yet?
SAM: I told you we can't do that. Four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine -- forty-one hours.
PETE: Remember your motto.
SAM: Forget the motto.
PETE: This is for a very important person.
SAM: I don't care if it's for the King of Persia.
PETE: It's for Jesus.
SAM: Who?
PETE: Jesus.
SAM: Who?
PETE: Jesus!
SAM: Who?
PETE: It's for Jesus.
SAM: Who?
PETE: JESUS!
SAM: Oh, Jesus. Well, why didn't you say so?
PETE: I did.
SAM: Jesus. That's different.
PETE: All right. Should I come back in a couple of days?
SAM: No. You wait right there. I'll get it for you.
PETE: Huh?
SAM: (PRODUCING A BAG OF BURGER BUDDIES) There you go.
PETE: What do you mean?
SAM: Here's your order.
PETE: I ordered four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine Burger Buddies. They'd have to be pretty small to fit in this bag.
SAM: No. No, they don't. Look here. (OPENING BAG)
There's five buns and two burgers.
PETE: But that's not ...
SAM: That's enough. Take it to Jesus. He'll multiply it.
PETE: Huh?
SAM: Have some faith.
PETE: I do have some.
SAM: Have some more.
PETE: Do you think Jesus can make this into enough food for four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine people?
SAM: Sure. "If it's tough He can do it."
PETE: Hey, that's a good motto. "If it's tough He can do it."
SAM: Sure. "If it's tough He can do it."
PETE: Okay. I'll take it to Him and see what happens.
SAM: Great. See ya.
PETE: What do I owe you?
SAM: Forget it. It's on Burger Buddies.
PETE: Okay. Thanks.
SAM: Remember, "If it's tough He can do it."
PETE: That's our motto.
SAM AND PETE: "If it's tough He can do it."
PETE: (BEGINNING TO EXIT) Oh, I forgot. (TAKING OUT LIST) I want three hundred without mayonnaise, two hundred twenty-one with onion, three hundred forty-six with just ketchup and pickle ... (SAM CHASES PETE OFF)
Faith in Jesus is more important than even eating, but He takes care of that need, too.
Summary
Peter is going to try to feed the five thousand without faith so he goes to the nearest fast food restaurant.
Playing Time: 4 minutes
Setting: A fast food restaurant
Props: Sam -- a microphone, bag of burgers
Pete -- a list
Costumes: Sam -- cap and apron
Pete -- disciple
Time: Right before feeding the five thousand
Cast: SAM -- clerk at Burger Buddies
PETE -- a customer
PETE: (SAM STANDS BEHIND THE COUNTER POLISHING THE COUNTER. PETE ENTERS) Hi.
SAM: Welcome to Burger Buddies. May I help you?
PETE: Do you make up large orders?
SAM: Having a party?
PETE: More like a mob.
SAM: "If it's tough, we can do it!"
PETE: You think you can handle a large order?
SAM: That's our motto. We pride ourselves on doing difficult jobs. "If it's tough, we can do it!" That's our motto.
PETE: I guess I came to the right place.
SAM: You did. "If it's tough, we can do it!" That's our motto, you know.
PETE: I remember.
SAM: How many Burger Buddies do you want?
PETE: Are you ready for this?
SAM: "If it's tough ..."
PETE: "... you can do it!" Right.
SAM: That's our motto.
PETE: I know.
SAM: How many Burger Buddies do you want?
PETE: Four thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine.
SAM: We can't do that!
PETE: What about your motto?
SAM: That's too many! Four thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine. That's too many.
PETE: Your motto. What about your motto? "If it's tough ..."
SAM: We can't do that!
PETE: Wait a minute. Don't get excited.
SAM: Who's excited? You call this excited? We can't do that!
PETE: Just a minute. Now, listen, how many Burger Buddies can you make a minute?
SAM: Top speed?
PETE: The fastest you can make them.
SAM: Let's see -- two. Yeah, two a minute. You see, Leo is sick and Willie is a new man on the grill so -- yeah, about two.
PETE: Two, huh. Let me see. At that rate, ah, two times sixty is one hundred twenty. And then you divide four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine by one hundred twenty -- uh, that's about forty-one hours.
SAM: Forty-one hours!
PETE: Right. I figure it would take about forty-one hours to complete my order.
SAM: Forty-one hours! That's all day. All day and almost two days.
PETE: If you started right now. Did you start my order yet?
SAM: I told you we can't do that. Four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine -- forty-one hours.
PETE: Remember your motto.
SAM: Forget the motto.
PETE: This is for a very important person.
SAM: I don't care if it's for the King of Persia.
PETE: It's for Jesus.
SAM: Who?
PETE: Jesus.
SAM: Who?
PETE: Jesus!
SAM: Who?
PETE: It's for Jesus.
SAM: Who?
PETE: JESUS!
SAM: Oh, Jesus. Well, why didn't you say so?
PETE: I did.
SAM: Jesus. That's different.
PETE: All right. Should I come back in a couple of days?
SAM: No. You wait right there. I'll get it for you.
PETE: Huh?
SAM: (PRODUCING A BAG OF BURGER BUDDIES) There you go.
PETE: What do you mean?
SAM: Here's your order.
PETE: I ordered four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine Burger Buddies. They'd have to be pretty small to fit in this bag.
SAM: No. No, they don't. Look here. (OPENING BAG)
There's five buns and two burgers.
PETE: But that's not ...
SAM: That's enough. Take it to Jesus. He'll multiply it.
PETE: Huh?
SAM: Have some faith.
PETE: I do have some.
SAM: Have some more.
PETE: Do you think Jesus can make this into enough food for four thousand nine hundred ninety-nine people?
SAM: Sure. "If it's tough He can do it."
PETE: Hey, that's a good motto. "If it's tough He can do it."
SAM: Sure. "If it's tough He can do it."
PETE: Okay. I'll take it to Him and see what happens.
SAM: Great. See ya.
PETE: What do I owe you?
SAM: Forget it. It's on Burger Buddies.
PETE: Okay. Thanks.
SAM: Remember, "If it's tough He can do it."
PETE: That's our motto.
SAM AND PETE: "If it's tough He can do it."
PETE: (BEGINNING TO EXIT) Oh, I forgot. (TAKING OUT LIST) I want three hundred without mayonnaise, two hundred twenty-one with onion, three hundred forty-six with just ketchup and pickle ... (SAM CHASES PETE OFF)

