Heal!
Drama
Thespian Theology
Advent, Christmas, Epiphany -- Cycle B
Thespian Theological Thoughts
Healing is a difficult subject. One temptation is to waste time grousing about "ye of little faith" and thereby scheduling guilt trips among the little-faithful. Another temptation* is to waste time focusing on the healer -- or more appropriately, the human vessel through whom God chooses to heal. (Note that even Jesus didn't want the leper to say anything about his healing -- but the leper spread the word anyway!)
The point about healing is that it is God who is in charge of any "healing ministry," and whether or not God chooses to do a physical healing, he is still in control. He is God, and I am not.
*Speaking of temptation ... when I read the first chapter of Mark, I resisted (well, I almost resisted) the temptation to incorporate into this play the following dumb joke:
Q: What's the real reason why Peter denied Jesus three times?
A: He was mad at Jesus for healing his mother-in-law.
Cast
Narrator
Harry Healer
Harry's Dog
Blind Man
Naaman
Louie the Leper
Props/Costumes
Harry -- leash for Dog
Harry's Dog -- dog costume (Optional)
Blind Man -- white cane
Chairs (2)
(Narrator is at podium, stage left)
Narrator: Our subject today is "Healing." And, behold: we have a famous "healer" in our midst. It's Harry Healer, of televangelism fame. (Harry and Dog enter stage right. Dog is tugging on his leash) Harry's taking his dog out for a walk ... or maybe it's the other way around!
(As Harry continues to fight with Dog, Blind Man enters stage right, with a white cane)
Blind Man: Alms for a blind man! Alms for a poor blind man!
Harry: (To Dog) What's the matter with you, mutt? Heel!
Blind Man: I can see! I can see! Praise the Lord! (Throws away his cane and embraces Harry) Thank you, my brother. I can see! (Exits stage left)
Narrator: Well, that's certainly an interesting perspective on healing! You seem to have quite a gift there, Harry.
Harry: Yup! "When ya got it, use it," I always say. (Exits with Dog stage right)
Narrator: Hmmmmm. Well, let's see if we can get some insight on healing from one who was healed. (Naaman enters stage left) Here we have brother Naaman, who, you will remember, was healed of leprosy by Elisha.
Naaman: Indeed I was. Praise the God of Israel!
Narrator: Naaman, my man, if I recall properly, you were something of a big-shot -- commander of the army of the king of Aram -- a great man, and in high favor with the king.
Naaman: Indeed I was. Praise God!
Narrator: But despite all these blessings, Naaman, you had something of a problem. You had leprosy!
Naaman: Indeed I did. Praise God!
Narrator: Praise God for leprosy?
Naaman: Indeed! It was through my leprosy that I learned the power of God. My wife, Ethel ...
Narrator: Ethel?
Naaman: Yeah, Ethel. You got a problem with that?
Narrator: No. I just, well, er ... well, the Bible doesn't say what your wife's name was, and ...
Naaman: Well, it was Ethel, okay?
Narrator: Okay. So Ethel had a Jewish slave girl.
Naaman: Yeah. And her name was Jennifer.
Narrator: Jennifer?
Naaman: Hey, who's telling the story -- you or me?
Narrator: Okay. Jennifer it is!
Naaman: So, Jennifer told Ethel that she knew a prophet in Samaria who could cure my leprosy ... and believe me, Ethel wanted me cured of leprosy! Have you ever tried to kiss a leper? Yuck! Well, because I was a big-shot in Aram, I was sent to the king of Israel, with a prescription for a leprosy healing. Now, don't ask me why, but the king of Israel tore his clothes over all this: I guess it's a cultural thing, I don't know! What I do know is that Elisha, the man of God, got word of it, and he asked the king to send me to him.
Narrator: And you weren't exactly enthused about what this man of God wanted you to do, were you, Naaman?
Naaman: Not really. I mean, he told me to go wash, seven times, in the Jordan River! Have you ever really looked at -- and smelled -- the Jordan River? You may think it's holy water, bubba, but let me tell you, when I looked at it, that was some pretty nasty stuff! The EPA would've had a field day with the ol' Jordan, know-what-I'm-sayin'?
Narrator: But your servants convinced you to listen to the man of God, huh?
Naaman: Indeed they did. Praise God! And I washed m'self seven times in that muddy mire, and I was healed. And I came to know that there is no God in all the earth except the God of Israel. Praise his holy name! (Naaman moves upstage left and sits down)
Narrator: Well, thank you, Naaman. Now let's hear from another leper who was healed, Louie the Leper. (Louie enters stage right) Hey, the Bible doesn't give his name either, does it? Could've been Louie, huh?
Louie: Louie it is, my man. What can I do for you?
Narrator: Louie, we'd like to hear about your healing.
Louie: Sure. I love to tell the story! I was living in Capernaum when I caught the farfalonis ...
Narrator: Farfalonis?
Louie: Okay, it was -- ugh! -- leprosy. I hate even saying that word because it sounds dirty! Anyway, I had it, and so whenever I came into town (which wasn't very often), I had to shout "Unclean!" and people would run from me. Well, sir, on this particular day, Jesus was in town. He had just cast an unclean spirit out of ol' crazy Eddie, my cousin. I knew that if Jesus could cure ol' Eddie, he could surely cure me. So I went to him and asked him ... and what he did just blew me away!
Narrator: He healed you?
Louie: Well, yes ... but he touched me! No human being, my mother included, had touched me since I got the farfalonis. But Jesus touched me! He wasn't afraid of me, like the others. Then he said, "Be made clean!" and I was! Praise the Lord!
Narrator: Well, thank you, Louie. (Louie moves upstage right and sits down) I wonder if there's anything we can learn from this about healing?
(Harry Healer enters stage right. Naaman and Louie stand up and join him at center stage)
Harry: Well, I can tell you one thing: Healing is a gift from God! Say, did I tell you about the blind guy I healed this morning? All I did was tell my dog to heel ...
Naaman: I don't think that's what God's healing is about, Harry.
Harry: Say what?
Louie: God's healing is not magic, Harry. It's not smoke and mirrors.
Harry: I didn't say anything about smoke and mirrors!
Naaman: ... and it's not about bringing glory to Harry the Healer.
Harry: Huh?
Naaman: When I was healed of leprosy, Harry, who did it?
Harry: Why, Elisha, of course. Everybody knows that.
Naaman: Wrong! God healed me ... and Elisha knew that well.
Louie: And God healed me, too, Harry.
Harry: Jesus healed you, Louie!
Louie: And Jesus is ...?
Harry: Oh, you're right, I guess. But what's your point?
Louie and Naaman: God is the point, Harry!
Harry: Say what?
Naaman: When a healing occurs, Harry, we don't always understand how or why it happens -- but we do know one thing: It is God who has done it, and the human vessel he uses can take no credit for it.
Louie: And the healing is done for the glory of God.
Harry: So, what you're saying is that I can't take the credit for any of my healings. (Naaman and Louie nod their heads) But also, I don't have to take the blame when healing doesn't happen!
Narrator: That's right, Harry. In fact, when healing doesn't happen, we who are Christians take comfort in knowing that our prayers have drawn us closer to God, and that the healing we prayed for may have been a spiritual healing, which did happen.
Harry: I hate to say this, but that sounds like a cop-out.
Narrator: Maybe so, Harry, but it's the truth! If God is in control, we don't have to worry about the "success" or "failure" of our healing efforts, because they are not our efforts!
Harry: Hmmmm. Well, I have to tell you guys that you've given me something to think about. Maybe it's not Harry the Healer after all, huh?
Naaman: I think he's got it!
Louie: By George, he's got it!
(Naaman, Harry, and Louie high-five each other, and bow to the audience)
Healing is a difficult subject. One temptation is to waste time grousing about "ye of little faith" and thereby scheduling guilt trips among the little-faithful. Another temptation* is to waste time focusing on the healer -- or more appropriately, the human vessel through whom God chooses to heal. (Note that even Jesus didn't want the leper to say anything about his healing -- but the leper spread the word anyway!)
The point about healing is that it is God who is in charge of any "healing ministry," and whether or not God chooses to do a physical healing, he is still in control. He is God, and I am not.
*Speaking of temptation ... when I read the first chapter of Mark, I resisted (well, I almost resisted) the temptation to incorporate into this play the following dumb joke:
Q: What's the real reason why Peter denied Jesus three times?
A: He was mad at Jesus for healing his mother-in-law.
Cast
Narrator
Harry Healer
Harry's Dog
Blind Man
Naaman
Louie the Leper
Props/Costumes
Harry -- leash for Dog
Harry's Dog -- dog costume (Optional)
Blind Man -- white cane
Chairs (2)
(Narrator is at podium, stage left)
Narrator: Our subject today is "Healing." And, behold: we have a famous "healer" in our midst. It's Harry Healer, of televangelism fame. (Harry and Dog enter stage right. Dog is tugging on his leash) Harry's taking his dog out for a walk ... or maybe it's the other way around!
(As Harry continues to fight with Dog, Blind Man enters stage right, with a white cane)
Blind Man: Alms for a blind man! Alms for a poor blind man!
Harry: (To Dog) What's the matter with you, mutt? Heel!
Blind Man: I can see! I can see! Praise the Lord! (Throws away his cane and embraces Harry) Thank you, my brother. I can see! (Exits stage left)
Narrator: Well, that's certainly an interesting perspective on healing! You seem to have quite a gift there, Harry.
Harry: Yup! "When ya got it, use it," I always say. (Exits with Dog stage right)
Narrator: Hmmmmm. Well, let's see if we can get some insight on healing from one who was healed. (Naaman enters stage left) Here we have brother Naaman, who, you will remember, was healed of leprosy by Elisha.
Naaman: Indeed I was. Praise the God of Israel!
Narrator: Naaman, my man, if I recall properly, you were something of a big-shot -- commander of the army of the king of Aram -- a great man, and in high favor with the king.
Naaman: Indeed I was. Praise God!
Narrator: But despite all these blessings, Naaman, you had something of a problem. You had leprosy!
Naaman: Indeed I did. Praise God!
Narrator: Praise God for leprosy?
Naaman: Indeed! It was through my leprosy that I learned the power of God. My wife, Ethel ...
Narrator: Ethel?
Naaman: Yeah, Ethel. You got a problem with that?
Narrator: No. I just, well, er ... well, the Bible doesn't say what your wife's name was, and ...
Naaman: Well, it was Ethel, okay?
Narrator: Okay. So Ethel had a Jewish slave girl.
Naaman: Yeah. And her name was Jennifer.
Narrator: Jennifer?
Naaman: Hey, who's telling the story -- you or me?
Narrator: Okay. Jennifer it is!
Naaman: So, Jennifer told Ethel that she knew a prophet in Samaria who could cure my leprosy ... and believe me, Ethel wanted me cured of leprosy! Have you ever tried to kiss a leper? Yuck! Well, because I was a big-shot in Aram, I was sent to the king of Israel, with a prescription for a leprosy healing. Now, don't ask me why, but the king of Israel tore his clothes over all this: I guess it's a cultural thing, I don't know! What I do know is that Elisha, the man of God, got word of it, and he asked the king to send me to him.
Narrator: And you weren't exactly enthused about what this man of God wanted you to do, were you, Naaman?
Naaman: Not really. I mean, he told me to go wash, seven times, in the Jordan River! Have you ever really looked at -- and smelled -- the Jordan River? You may think it's holy water, bubba, but let me tell you, when I looked at it, that was some pretty nasty stuff! The EPA would've had a field day with the ol' Jordan, know-what-I'm-sayin'?
Narrator: But your servants convinced you to listen to the man of God, huh?
Naaman: Indeed they did. Praise God! And I washed m'self seven times in that muddy mire, and I was healed. And I came to know that there is no God in all the earth except the God of Israel. Praise his holy name! (Naaman moves upstage left and sits down)
Narrator: Well, thank you, Naaman. Now let's hear from another leper who was healed, Louie the Leper. (Louie enters stage right) Hey, the Bible doesn't give his name either, does it? Could've been Louie, huh?
Louie: Louie it is, my man. What can I do for you?
Narrator: Louie, we'd like to hear about your healing.
Louie: Sure. I love to tell the story! I was living in Capernaum when I caught the farfalonis ...
Narrator: Farfalonis?
Louie: Okay, it was -- ugh! -- leprosy. I hate even saying that word because it sounds dirty! Anyway, I had it, and so whenever I came into town (which wasn't very often), I had to shout "Unclean!" and people would run from me. Well, sir, on this particular day, Jesus was in town. He had just cast an unclean spirit out of ol' crazy Eddie, my cousin. I knew that if Jesus could cure ol' Eddie, he could surely cure me. So I went to him and asked him ... and what he did just blew me away!
Narrator: He healed you?
Louie: Well, yes ... but he touched me! No human being, my mother included, had touched me since I got the farfalonis. But Jesus touched me! He wasn't afraid of me, like the others. Then he said, "Be made clean!" and I was! Praise the Lord!
Narrator: Well, thank you, Louie. (Louie moves upstage right and sits down) I wonder if there's anything we can learn from this about healing?
(Harry Healer enters stage right. Naaman and Louie stand up and join him at center stage)
Harry: Well, I can tell you one thing: Healing is a gift from God! Say, did I tell you about the blind guy I healed this morning? All I did was tell my dog to heel ...
Naaman: I don't think that's what God's healing is about, Harry.
Harry: Say what?
Louie: God's healing is not magic, Harry. It's not smoke and mirrors.
Harry: I didn't say anything about smoke and mirrors!
Naaman: ... and it's not about bringing glory to Harry the Healer.
Harry: Huh?
Naaman: When I was healed of leprosy, Harry, who did it?
Harry: Why, Elisha, of course. Everybody knows that.
Naaman: Wrong! God healed me ... and Elisha knew that well.
Louie: And God healed me, too, Harry.
Harry: Jesus healed you, Louie!
Louie: And Jesus is ...?
Harry: Oh, you're right, I guess. But what's your point?
Louie and Naaman: God is the point, Harry!
Harry: Say what?
Naaman: When a healing occurs, Harry, we don't always understand how or why it happens -- but we do know one thing: It is God who has done it, and the human vessel he uses can take no credit for it.
Louie: And the healing is done for the glory of God.
Harry: So, what you're saying is that I can't take the credit for any of my healings. (Naaman and Louie nod their heads) But also, I don't have to take the blame when healing doesn't happen!
Narrator: That's right, Harry. In fact, when healing doesn't happen, we who are Christians take comfort in knowing that our prayers have drawn us closer to God, and that the healing we prayed for may have been a spiritual healing, which did happen.
Harry: I hate to say this, but that sounds like a cop-out.
Narrator: Maybe so, Harry, but it's the truth! If God is in control, we don't have to worry about the "success" or "failure" of our healing efforts, because they are not our efforts!
Harry: Hmmmm. Well, I have to tell you guys that you've given me something to think about. Maybe it's not Harry the Healer after all, huh?
Naaman: I think he's got it!
Louie: By George, he's got it!
(Naaman, Harry, and Louie high-five each other, and bow to the audience)

