Is It Really Worth It?
Drama
Living Parables
Illustrating The Message With Drama
Topic: Easter services, inviting neighbors to church, cost of salvation, Christ's payment on the cross
Characters: Husband and wife
Scene: Living room or family room
Wife: I was reading in the paper that two of those churches that are near our house are having special Easter Services.
Husband: (Reading the mail) Yeah, so what?
Wife: So, I'd like to go.
Husband: Come on. Why? Why give up a quiet, peaceful Sunday morning to hear some preacher whine about how much money the church needs and how terrible cable TV is for the morality of our nation? It just ain't worth it.
Wife: Not worth it? What do you mean? This isn't just any Sunday. This is Easter Sunday! Do you realize what Easter is all about?
Husband: Yeah, chocolate bunnies, colored eggs, and baskets overflowing with candy. I hope you have mine fixed already. You know what my favorite is?
Wife: I can't wait for your pearl of wisdom.
Husband: I like those chocolate crosses, and, my dear, that is all the closer I'm getting to this Jesus because it just isn't worth it.
Wife: Maybe you don't understand what Easter is all about. Well, then, do you see any value in Good Friday? Do you even know what happened on Good Friday?
Husband: Sure, I saw the movie. Bing Crosby is this priest, you see, and he ...
Wife: No, that isn't it.
Husband: I know. I was just kidding. It was Charlton Heston. (Laughing)
Wife: (She throws a newspaper at him) Oh, you are so frustrating. You don't know, do you?
Husband: I know it isn't worth my going to church in the middle of the week.
Wife: How about Easter then?
Husband: No, it isn't worth the time.
Wife: If you only knew what it was all about, maybe then you would feel it was worth it. If you could get it through your thick head that Good Friday was probably the most expensive day in history ...
Husband: Most expensive day in history! Well, I'm glad I didn't have to pay the bill then.
Wife: That's right. You didn't and you couldn't have. Only Jesus could do it.
Husband: Do you think I could get him to pay my Visa bill as well?
Wife: OK, I've had it. I'm going to church Easter with or without you.
Husband: You sure are touchy lately. I think that Jane Fonda exercise tape has rattled your brains. You better switch to low-impact aerobics. This whole subject isn't worth us arguing over.
Wife: Ugh!
Husband: (Reads paper) Hey, babe, listen to this. There is going to be a funny car race at the (local auditorium or drag strip) tomorrow. Now this is worth the effort to get there. I love to see those guys go whipping around that track. Vrmmmm! (Acts as if he is driving)
Wife: Funny cars are worth it, but Jesus isn't?
Husband: Well, uh, yeah. I guess so.
Wife: You know, you have your priorities in the wrong place, boy.
Husband: (Ignores her for a few minutes) Are there any of those jelly beans left?
Wife: In the cupboard, but you already ate all the black ones.
Husband: Where?
Wife: I'm not sure it's worth it to show you.
Husband: Honey, a great love like mine is worth it.
Wife: But God's great love isn't?
Husband: Are we back on this God thing again? You sound like a broken record. I just don't think it's worth it.
(She stomps out)
Husband: Wait a second; let's talk about this.
Exit
Characters: Husband and wife
Scene: Living room or family room
Wife: I was reading in the paper that two of those churches that are near our house are having special Easter Services.
Husband: (Reading the mail) Yeah, so what?
Wife: So, I'd like to go.
Husband: Come on. Why? Why give up a quiet, peaceful Sunday morning to hear some preacher whine about how much money the church needs and how terrible cable TV is for the morality of our nation? It just ain't worth it.
Wife: Not worth it? What do you mean? This isn't just any Sunday. This is Easter Sunday! Do you realize what Easter is all about?
Husband: Yeah, chocolate bunnies, colored eggs, and baskets overflowing with candy. I hope you have mine fixed already. You know what my favorite is?
Wife: I can't wait for your pearl of wisdom.
Husband: I like those chocolate crosses, and, my dear, that is all the closer I'm getting to this Jesus because it just isn't worth it.
Wife: Maybe you don't understand what Easter is all about. Well, then, do you see any value in Good Friday? Do you even know what happened on Good Friday?
Husband: Sure, I saw the movie. Bing Crosby is this priest, you see, and he ...
Wife: No, that isn't it.
Husband: I know. I was just kidding. It was Charlton Heston. (Laughing)
Wife: (She throws a newspaper at him) Oh, you are so frustrating. You don't know, do you?
Husband: I know it isn't worth my going to church in the middle of the week.
Wife: How about Easter then?
Husband: No, it isn't worth the time.
Wife: If you only knew what it was all about, maybe then you would feel it was worth it. If you could get it through your thick head that Good Friday was probably the most expensive day in history ...
Husband: Most expensive day in history! Well, I'm glad I didn't have to pay the bill then.
Wife: That's right. You didn't and you couldn't have. Only Jesus could do it.
Husband: Do you think I could get him to pay my Visa bill as well?
Wife: OK, I've had it. I'm going to church Easter with or without you.
Husband: You sure are touchy lately. I think that Jane Fonda exercise tape has rattled your brains. You better switch to low-impact aerobics. This whole subject isn't worth us arguing over.
Wife: Ugh!
Husband: (Reads paper) Hey, babe, listen to this. There is going to be a funny car race at the (local auditorium or drag strip) tomorrow. Now this is worth the effort to get there. I love to see those guys go whipping around that track. Vrmmmm! (Acts as if he is driving)
Wife: Funny cars are worth it, but Jesus isn't?
Husband: Well, uh, yeah. I guess so.
Wife: You know, you have your priorities in the wrong place, boy.
Husband: (Ignores her for a few minutes) Are there any of those jelly beans left?
Wife: In the cupboard, but you already ate all the black ones.
Husband: Where?
Wife: I'm not sure it's worth it to show you.
Husband: Honey, a great love like mine is worth it.
Wife: But God's great love isn't?
Husband: Are we back on this God thing again? You sound like a broken record. I just don't think it's worth it.
(She stomps out)
Husband: Wait a second; let's talk about this.
Exit

