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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A woman inquired of a Methodist minister if he would baptize
her dog. He replied, with as much dignity as he could muster,
that baptism was for people not animals.
The woman went on, "I would be glad to give you $100 for
baptizing my dog."
"Madam," he inquired, "Was your dog born a Methodist?"
Raymond F. Balcomb
Vance Packard reported that he saw on a Chicago billboard this
message; "Now you can borrow enough to get completely out of
debt."
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her dog. He replied, with as much dignity as he could muster,
that baptism was for people not animals.
The woman went on, "I would be glad to give you $100 for
baptizing my dog."
"Madam," he inquired, "Was your dog born a Methodist?"
Raymond F. Balcomb
Vance Packard reported that he saw on a Chicago billboard this
message; "Now you can borrow enough to get completely out of
debt."
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