Never Give Up On God ... God Never Gives Up On You!
Drama
Thespian Theology
Advent, Christmas, Epiphany, Cycle A
Object:
Thespian Theological Thoughts
Joseph, the carpenter of Nazareth, has long been a hero and role model for me. I admire -- and covet -- his willingness to believe and trust God, even in the face of catastrophic and unexplainable circumstances.
Think about it, from Joseph's point of view:
• You are a respected businessman in your small town.
• You are a faithful Jew.
• You have gotten yourself a wife-to-be, and you look forward to your life as husband and father.
• Your betrothed now comes to you pregnant, with a story about an angel and the Holy Spirit of God.
• Everyone in your small town soon discovers your shameful secret, and tongues begin to wag.
• You know that the law provides for stoning as punishment for your betrothed, and you really don't want to hurt her.
• And now, an angel of God comes to you and says, "Don't be afraid -- trust God!" Would you be willing to trust God, rather than your feelings? God's message in this story is one of which I must constantly remind myself: "Don't depend on your feelings -- depend on God." And: "Never give up on God ... God never gives up on you!"
Cast
Narrator
Joe
Gilda
Miss Marplestone
Joe's Mom
Joe's Dad
Angel
Reverend Joe
Sam Salvation
Willy Works
Props/Costumes
Joe's Mom and Dad -- ping-pong paddles
Angel -- halo and/or wings
__________
Narrator: This is a story of three guys named Joe. Our first Joe is a person of the teenage persuasion.
(Joe enters stage right)
Narrator: Poor young Joe has many of the problems that are common to persons of the teenage persuasion: Gilda, the girl-of-his-dreams, thinks he is a total geek.
(Gilda enters stage right)
Joe: Hi, Gilda ... nice day, huh?
Gilda: Geek! (Exits stage left)
Narrator: And his English teacher, Miss Marplestone, thinks he is a hopeless doofus.
(Miss Marplestone enters stage left)
Joe: Miss Marplestone, why did you give me a D- on my term paper?
Marplestone: Because the only thing you did correctly was spelling your name, doofus! (Exits stage right)
Narrator: But the worst problem Joe has is his parents --
(Joe's Mom and Dad enter stage right; they pantomime arguing)
Narrator: They argue with each other all the time, and Joe gets caught in the middle. He feels like a ping-pong ball.
(Joe's Mom and Dad take out ping-pong paddles and hit Joe back and forth as they fight)
Mom: You never pay any attention to our son, and that's the reason why he's a geek and a doofus!
Dad: Oh, for Pete's sake, you've spoiled the kid rotten! That's why he's a geek and a doofus.
(Mom and Dad continue to bat Joe back and forth)
Narrator: And finally ...
Mom and Dad: (In unison) I want a divorce! (Mom exits right; Dad exits left)
Narrator: Joe was destroyed by all this! He just wanted to ...
Joe: Give up! What's the use? My life is a total mess. I think I'm just gonna ... I don't know what I'm gonna do!
(Angel enters stage left)
Angel: Joe!
Joe: Huh? Who're you?
Angel: I am an angel of the Lord.
Joe: Whoa! What do you want with me, man?
Angel: I came to tell you not to give up on God, Joe. God hasn't given up on you.
Joe: Man, it sure feels like he has!
Angel: Don't depend on your feelings, Joe. Depend on God! Trust him. He loves you and wants the best for you. Trust him!
Joe: So you're really an angel of God?
Angel: Yup ... the real deal!
Joe: And you're telling me to trust God, even though I feel like my life is out of control?
Angel: That's what I'm telling you, Joe. Try it: trust God and see what happens! (Puts his arm around Joe)
Joe: Well, okay, I'll try it ... if you and God say so!
(Joe and Angel exit stage right)
Narrator: Our second Joe is the Reverend Joe.
(Rev. Joe enters stage left)
Narrator: He's the pastor of St. Swithin's-in-the-Swamp. Reverend Joe has his own set of problems: His tiny flock is getting tinier by the day, and the few parishioners who are left spend their days fighting and gossiping ... and generally not being a light unto the world!
(Sam Salvation and Willy Works enter stage right, arguing)
Sam Salvation: Willy, I'm telling you: My salvation is eternally secure! Nothing can separate me from the love of Christ (Romans 8:39), and I cannot lose my salvation ... and if you don't believe that, Mr. Willy Works, you're a moron!
Willy Works: Well, I'll tell you something, Mr. Sam Salvation: I am working out my salvation with fear and trembling (Philippians 2:12) ... and if you're not doing that, you are worse than a moron. You're goin' to hell on a Honda!
Sam: (Notices Rev. Joe) Oh, hello there, Reverend Joe.
Rev. Joe: Good morning, Sam ... 'Morning, Willy. How are you gentlemen this fine day?
Willy: Humph! That was sure a wimpy sermon you preached on Sunday, Reverend! When are you gonna set the record straight for bozos like Sam here?
Rev. Joe: Well, I ...
Sam: Bozos? Listen, moron ... I've just about had it with you! I can't continue to fellowship with this apostasy! (Storms off stage left)
Willy: (Sticks his finger in Rev. Joe's chest) And I can't put up with wimpy sermons any more: If you can't preach it like it is, I'm outta here! (Storms off stage right)
Rev. Joe: Lord, what am I going to do? Nobody listens to anybody around here, and try as I may, I don't seem to be able to make anybody happy!
Narrator: Reverend Joe was at the end of his rope. He just wanted to ...
Rev. Joe: Give up! What's the use? This church is a total mess! I think I'm gonna ... I don't know what I'm gonna do!
(Angel enters stage right)
Angel: Joe!
Rev. Joe: Huh? Who are you?
Angel: I'm an angel of God.
Rev. Joe: Whoa! What do you want with me?
Angel: I came to tell you not to give up on God, Joe. God hasn't given up on you.
Rev. Joe: He hasn't? I sure would've given up on me, if I were God. I feel like I'm not making any progress with these people.
Angel: Don't depend on your feelings, Joe. Depend on God. And remember, he is God -- and you're not. God loves you, Joe, and he wants the best for you. Trust him!
Rev. Joe: So you really are an angel of God?
Angel: Yup ... the real deal. I keep telling you guys this!
Rev. Joe: And you're telling me to trust God, even though my life and my church are out of control?
Angel: That's what I'm telling you, Joe. Trust God. Try it, you'll see. (Puts his arm around Joe)
Rev. Joe: Well, okay, I'll try it ... if you and God say so.
(Angel and Rev. Joe exit stage right)
Narrator: And that's our story about trusting God.
(Joe and Rev. Joe enter stage right)
Joe: Wait a minute: I thought you said you had a story about three Joes.
Rev. Joe: Yeah, who's the third?
(Angel enters stage right)
Angel: You think you have problems? Joe the carpenter had a problem which no one had ever faced before: He was engaged to a young girl, and she turned up pregnant! Joe didn't do it, and his fiancee said she was still a virgin ... and everybody in Joe's little town said, "Yeah, right!" People made fun of Joe, and the law said that Joe should take her outside the town and stone her to death. Joe's life was a total mess!
Rev. Joe: And then God sent you to Joe, right?
Joe: And Joe trusted God, right?
Angel: Right! And it's a good thing he did, right?
Joe and Rev. Joe: Right!
Joseph, the carpenter of Nazareth, has long been a hero and role model for me. I admire -- and covet -- his willingness to believe and trust God, even in the face of catastrophic and unexplainable circumstances.
Think about it, from Joseph's point of view:
• You are a respected businessman in your small town.
• You are a faithful Jew.
• You have gotten yourself a wife-to-be, and you look forward to your life as husband and father.
• Your betrothed now comes to you pregnant, with a story about an angel and the Holy Spirit of God.
• Everyone in your small town soon discovers your shameful secret, and tongues begin to wag.
• You know that the law provides for stoning as punishment for your betrothed, and you really don't want to hurt her.
• And now, an angel of God comes to you and says, "Don't be afraid -- trust God!" Would you be willing to trust God, rather than your feelings? God's message in this story is one of which I must constantly remind myself: "Don't depend on your feelings -- depend on God." And: "Never give up on God ... God never gives up on you!"
Cast
Narrator
Joe
Gilda
Miss Marplestone
Joe's Mom
Joe's Dad
Angel
Reverend Joe
Sam Salvation
Willy Works
Props/Costumes
Joe's Mom and Dad -- ping-pong paddles
Angel -- halo and/or wings
__________
Narrator: This is a story of three guys named Joe. Our first Joe is a person of the teenage persuasion.
(Joe enters stage right)
Narrator: Poor young Joe has many of the problems that are common to persons of the teenage persuasion: Gilda, the girl-of-his-dreams, thinks he is a total geek.
(Gilda enters stage right)
Joe: Hi, Gilda ... nice day, huh?
Gilda: Geek! (Exits stage left)
Narrator: And his English teacher, Miss Marplestone, thinks he is a hopeless doofus.
(Miss Marplestone enters stage left)
Joe: Miss Marplestone, why did you give me a D- on my term paper?
Marplestone: Because the only thing you did correctly was spelling your name, doofus! (Exits stage right)
Narrator: But the worst problem Joe has is his parents --
(Joe's Mom and Dad enter stage right; they pantomime arguing)
Narrator: They argue with each other all the time, and Joe gets caught in the middle. He feels like a ping-pong ball.
(Joe's Mom and Dad take out ping-pong paddles and hit Joe back and forth as they fight)
Mom: You never pay any attention to our son, and that's the reason why he's a geek and a doofus!
Dad: Oh, for Pete's sake, you've spoiled the kid rotten! That's why he's a geek and a doofus.
(Mom and Dad continue to bat Joe back and forth)
Narrator: And finally ...
Mom and Dad: (In unison) I want a divorce! (Mom exits right; Dad exits left)
Narrator: Joe was destroyed by all this! He just wanted to ...
Joe: Give up! What's the use? My life is a total mess. I think I'm just gonna ... I don't know what I'm gonna do!
(Angel enters stage left)
Angel: Joe!
Joe: Huh? Who're you?
Angel: I am an angel of the Lord.
Joe: Whoa! What do you want with me, man?
Angel: I came to tell you not to give up on God, Joe. God hasn't given up on you.
Joe: Man, it sure feels like he has!
Angel: Don't depend on your feelings, Joe. Depend on God! Trust him. He loves you and wants the best for you. Trust him!
Joe: So you're really an angel of God?
Angel: Yup ... the real deal!
Joe: And you're telling me to trust God, even though I feel like my life is out of control?
Angel: That's what I'm telling you, Joe. Try it: trust God and see what happens! (Puts his arm around Joe)
Joe: Well, okay, I'll try it ... if you and God say so!
(Joe and Angel exit stage right)
Narrator: Our second Joe is the Reverend Joe.
(Rev. Joe enters stage left)
Narrator: He's the pastor of St. Swithin's-in-the-Swamp. Reverend Joe has his own set of problems: His tiny flock is getting tinier by the day, and the few parishioners who are left spend their days fighting and gossiping ... and generally not being a light unto the world!
(Sam Salvation and Willy Works enter stage right, arguing)
Sam Salvation: Willy, I'm telling you: My salvation is eternally secure! Nothing can separate me from the love of Christ (Romans 8:39), and I cannot lose my salvation ... and if you don't believe that, Mr. Willy Works, you're a moron!
Willy Works: Well, I'll tell you something, Mr. Sam Salvation: I am working out my salvation with fear and trembling (Philippians 2:12) ... and if you're not doing that, you are worse than a moron. You're goin' to hell on a Honda!
Sam: (Notices Rev. Joe) Oh, hello there, Reverend Joe.
Rev. Joe: Good morning, Sam ... 'Morning, Willy. How are you gentlemen this fine day?
Willy: Humph! That was sure a wimpy sermon you preached on Sunday, Reverend! When are you gonna set the record straight for bozos like Sam here?
Rev. Joe: Well, I ...
Sam: Bozos? Listen, moron ... I've just about had it with you! I can't continue to fellowship with this apostasy! (Storms off stage left)
Willy: (Sticks his finger in Rev. Joe's chest) And I can't put up with wimpy sermons any more: If you can't preach it like it is, I'm outta here! (Storms off stage right)
Rev. Joe: Lord, what am I going to do? Nobody listens to anybody around here, and try as I may, I don't seem to be able to make anybody happy!
Narrator: Reverend Joe was at the end of his rope. He just wanted to ...
Rev. Joe: Give up! What's the use? This church is a total mess! I think I'm gonna ... I don't know what I'm gonna do!
(Angel enters stage right)
Angel: Joe!
Rev. Joe: Huh? Who are you?
Angel: I'm an angel of God.
Rev. Joe: Whoa! What do you want with me?
Angel: I came to tell you not to give up on God, Joe. God hasn't given up on you.
Rev. Joe: He hasn't? I sure would've given up on me, if I were God. I feel like I'm not making any progress with these people.
Angel: Don't depend on your feelings, Joe. Depend on God. And remember, he is God -- and you're not. God loves you, Joe, and he wants the best for you. Trust him!
Rev. Joe: So you really are an angel of God?
Angel: Yup ... the real deal. I keep telling you guys this!
Rev. Joe: And you're telling me to trust God, even though my life and my church are out of control?
Angel: That's what I'm telling you, Joe. Trust God. Try it, you'll see. (Puts his arm around Joe)
Rev. Joe: Well, okay, I'll try it ... if you and God say so.
(Angel and Rev. Joe exit stage right)
Narrator: And that's our story about trusting God.
(Joe and Rev. Joe enter stage right)
Joe: Wait a minute: I thought you said you had a story about three Joes.
Rev. Joe: Yeah, who's the third?
(Angel enters stage right)
Angel: You think you have problems? Joe the carpenter had a problem which no one had ever faced before: He was engaged to a young girl, and she turned up pregnant! Joe didn't do it, and his fiancee said she was still a virgin ... and everybody in Joe's little town said, "Yeah, right!" People made fun of Joe, and the law said that Joe should take her outside the town and stone her to death. Joe's life was a total mess!
Rev. Joe: And then God sent you to Joe, right?
Joe: And Joe trusted God, right?
Angel: Right! And it's a good thing he did, right?
Joe and Rev. Joe: Right!

