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Offering
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Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A certain church was taking a missionary offering. As the
plate was passed to one dour-faced man, he growled, "I don't
believe in missions."
The usher replied, "Well, then take some out, brother, this
offering is for the heathen."
Lynn H. Rupert
They were taking the annual pre-Christmas offering for the
poor and needy. The pastor took one look at the offering plate as
it was returning to the altar, then he looked over the people and
plate was passed to one dour-faced man, he growled, "I don't
believe in missions."
The usher replied, "Well, then take some out, brother, this
offering is for the heathen."
Lynn H. Rupert
They were taking the annual pre-Christmas offering for the
poor and needy. The pastor took one look at the offering plate as
it was returning to the altar, then he looked over the people and

