One-liners From Notable People
Preaching
Windows For Life
Inspirational And Devotional Illustrations
C1. "He is no fool who gives that which he cannot keep, to gain that which he cannot lose." Jim Elliot, martyred South American missionary
C2. "So live that when you die even the undertaker will be sorry." Mark Twain
C3. "The modern church is too much like a football game; the players are seated in the bleachers, and the coach is alone on the field." J. T. Seamands
C4.Ê"You can fool most of the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mom!" Spanky of Our Gang comedy
C5. "Keep a song in your heart." Lawrence Welk
C6. "O Lord, thou hast given so much to me, give me one thing more -- a grateful heart." George Herbert, poet
C7. "The poorest man I know is the man who has nothing but money." John D. Rockefeller, Sr.
C8. "Think young, aging is for wine." Phyllis Diller
C9. "We might as well try Christianity, everything else has failed." George Bernard Shaw
C10. "God always finishes his sentences." Albert Payson Terhune
C11. "The test of courage comes when we are in the minority; the test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority." Dr. Ralph Sockman
C12. "Genius is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration." Thomas Edison
C13. "It is easier to restrain a fanatic than to revive a corpse." Bishop Arthur Moore
C14. "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." Erma Bombeck
C15. "Love is medicine for the sickness of the world." Dr. Karl Menninger
C16. "They had a weather office in Washington all these years and haven't changed the weather yet." Will Rogers
C17. "People who need people are the luckiest people in the world." Bob Merrill, songwriter
C18. "Tell me your certainties; I have doubts enough of my own." Goethe
C19. "It doesn't take much of a man to be a Christian: it takes all there is of him." Aldus Huxley
C20. "The Devil made me do it!" Comedian Flip Wilson
C21. "Happiness consists not in getting what you want, but wanting what you've got." Clara D. Wiggins, in The Cabbage Patch
C22. "Only those fit to live are those who are willing to die." General Douglas MacArthur
C23. "Cleanliness is next to godliness." John Wesley (not in the Bible)
C24. "God helps those who help themselves." Benjamin Franklin (not in the Bible)
C25. "Small things done with love can change the world." Mother Teresa
C26. "Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants." General Omar Bradley, World War II
C27. Definition of a Christian: "Giving and forgiving." Henry Van Dyke
C28. "I never met a man I didn't like." Will Rogers
C29. "God always leaves an unfinished task on the workbench of the world." William Allen White, newspaper editor
C30. "America may be humanity's last chance; certainly it is God's latest experiment." Peter Marshall, U.S. Senate Chaplain in the 1950s
C31. "God don't make no junk!" Ethel Watters
C32. "In Christ, life is no longer a ?. In Christ, life is an !." Rev. George Campbell
C33. "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." Mark Twain
C34. "Aim at Heaven and you'll get earth thrown in; aim at earth and you'll get neither." C. S. Lewis
C35. "We have met the enemy and he is us." Pogo, cartoon character
C36. "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." Victor Borge
C37. "The world has never been the same since God died!" Edna St. Vincent Millay
C38. "Love is contagious; we get it from each other." Ziggy, cartoon character
C39. "Plan to make the world a better place than it was when you came into it." Minta Yocom (my mother)
C40. "Evangelism is just one beggar telling another beggar where to find bread." D. T. Niles
C41. "The church is the only society in the world, the membership of which is based upon the single qualification, that the candidate shall be unworthy of membership." Dr. C. C. Morrison
C42. "God is not a 'Cosmic Bellhop' to run your errand." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C43. "In Christ, I see the incredible, I know the unknowable, and I do the impossible." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C44. "The right thing to do is the healthiest." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C45. "Experience can be more meaningful than belief." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C46. "The bud is prophecy of the flower." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C47. "Love is never off duty; there are no moral holidays in being a Christian." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C48. "In Jesus everything is opportunity, opportunity to make everything into something new." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C49. "If you see a need, and you know you can meet that need, that is your call to Christian service." Bishop Richard Raines
C50. "Let go and let God." Paul Rader, evangelist
C51. "The buck stops here." President Harry Truman, in the Oval Office
C52. "Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am." Rev. W. J. Keating, Arizona
C53. "There is always room at the top." Daniel Webster
C54. "The world is a kind of spiritual kindergarten where millions of people, bewildered infants, are trying to spell GOD with the wrong blocks." Edward Arlington Robinson
C55. "Let my heart be broken with the things that break the heart of God." Bob Pierce, founder of World Vision
C56. "Is that your final answer?" Regis Philbin
C57. "Man is the only animal that blushes or needs to." Mark Twain
C58. "It's never too late to be what you might have been." George Eliot
C59. "So help me, God." George Washington
C60. "Give me a hundred men; yes, give me ten men totally consecrated to God, and I'll show you what God can do." John Wesley
C2. "So live that when you die even the undertaker will be sorry." Mark Twain
C3. "The modern church is too much like a football game; the players are seated in the bleachers, and the coach is alone on the field." J. T. Seamands
C4.Ê"You can fool most of the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mom!" Spanky of Our Gang comedy
C5. "Keep a song in your heart." Lawrence Welk
C6. "O Lord, thou hast given so much to me, give me one thing more -- a grateful heart." George Herbert, poet
C7. "The poorest man I know is the man who has nothing but money." John D. Rockefeller, Sr.
C8. "Think young, aging is for wine." Phyllis Diller
C9. "We might as well try Christianity, everything else has failed." George Bernard Shaw
C10. "God always finishes his sentences." Albert Payson Terhune
C11. "The test of courage comes when we are in the minority; the test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority." Dr. Ralph Sockman
C12. "Genius is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration." Thomas Edison
C13. "It is easier to restrain a fanatic than to revive a corpse." Bishop Arthur Moore
C14. "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." Erma Bombeck
C15. "Love is medicine for the sickness of the world." Dr. Karl Menninger
C16. "They had a weather office in Washington all these years and haven't changed the weather yet." Will Rogers
C17. "People who need people are the luckiest people in the world." Bob Merrill, songwriter
C18. "Tell me your certainties; I have doubts enough of my own." Goethe
C19. "It doesn't take much of a man to be a Christian: it takes all there is of him." Aldus Huxley
C20. "The Devil made me do it!" Comedian Flip Wilson
C21. "Happiness consists not in getting what you want, but wanting what you've got." Clara D. Wiggins, in The Cabbage Patch
C22. "Only those fit to live are those who are willing to die." General Douglas MacArthur
C23. "Cleanliness is next to godliness." John Wesley (not in the Bible)
C24. "God helps those who help themselves." Benjamin Franklin (not in the Bible)
C25. "Small things done with love can change the world." Mother Teresa
C26. "Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants." General Omar Bradley, World War II
C27. Definition of a Christian: "Giving and forgiving." Henry Van Dyke
C28. "I never met a man I didn't like." Will Rogers
C29. "God always leaves an unfinished task on the workbench of the world." William Allen White, newspaper editor
C30. "America may be humanity's last chance; certainly it is God's latest experiment." Peter Marshall, U.S. Senate Chaplain in the 1950s
C31. "God don't make no junk!" Ethel Watters
C32. "In Christ, life is no longer a ?. In Christ, life is an !." Rev. George Campbell
C33. "If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." Mark Twain
C34. "Aim at Heaven and you'll get earth thrown in; aim at earth and you'll get neither." C. S. Lewis
C35. "We have met the enemy and he is us." Pogo, cartoon character
C36. "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." Victor Borge
C37. "The world has never been the same since God died!" Edna St. Vincent Millay
C38. "Love is contagious; we get it from each other." Ziggy, cartoon character
C39. "Plan to make the world a better place than it was when you came into it." Minta Yocom (my mother)
C40. "Evangelism is just one beggar telling another beggar where to find bread." D. T. Niles
C41. "The church is the only society in the world, the membership of which is based upon the single qualification, that the candidate shall be unworthy of membership." Dr. C. C. Morrison
C42. "God is not a 'Cosmic Bellhop' to run your errand." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C43. "In Christ, I see the incredible, I know the unknowable, and I do the impossible." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C44. "The right thing to do is the healthiest." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C45. "Experience can be more meaningful than belief." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C46. "The bud is prophecy of the flower." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C47. "Love is never off duty; there are no moral holidays in being a Christian." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C48. "In Jesus everything is opportunity, opportunity to make everything into something new." Dr. E. Stanley Jones
C49. "If you see a need, and you know you can meet that need, that is your call to Christian service." Bishop Richard Raines
C50. "Let go and let God." Paul Rader, evangelist
C51. "The buck stops here." President Harry Truman, in the Oval Office
C52. "Lord, please make me the kind of person my dog thinks I am." Rev. W. J. Keating, Arizona
C53. "There is always room at the top." Daniel Webster
C54. "The world is a kind of spiritual kindergarten where millions of people, bewildered infants, are trying to spell GOD with the wrong blocks." Edward Arlington Robinson
C55. "Let my heart be broken with the things that break the heart of God." Bob Pierce, founder of World Vision
C56. "Is that your final answer?" Regis Philbin
C57. "Man is the only animal that blushes or needs to." Mark Twain
C58. "It's never too late to be what you might have been." George Eliot
C59. "So help me, God." George Washington
C60. "Give me a hundred men; yes, give me ten men totally consecrated to God, and I'll show you what God can do." John Wesley

