Paradox
Drama
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Lent/Easter
I hope those groaner puns won't detract from the discussion of paradox. As Michael Card says in one of his songs, "The power of paradox opens our eyes, and blinds those who say they can see."
Jesus continues to contradict the conventional wisdom, even to this day. As Christians, we are -- or should be -- the ultimate counter-cultural people. It's not always easy in a conventional-wisdom world, but we are called to help others respond to Psalm 100: "Make a joyful noise to the Lord, all the earth!"
P.S. I do hope it's true that nobody can snatch bad punsters out of the Lord's hand ... or I'm in trouble!
Cast
Narrator
Wisenheimer 1
Wisenheimer 2
Conventional Wisdom
Jesus
Props/Costumes
Conventional Wisdom -- t-shirt: "CW," books
Jesus -- broomstick horse with a mule's head
(Narrator is at podium, stage left. Wisenheimer 1 and Wisenheimer 2 are sitting in the audience)
Narrator: Good morning ... Today, our subject is paradox. Can anyone give me a definition of "paradox"?
Wisenheimer 1: (Stands up, waves arms frantically) Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Narrator: (Points to Wisenheimer 1) Yes?
Wisenheimer 1: Yes ... My brother and I both went to medical school. When we graduated, my mother said, "Our family has a pair o' docs!"
Narrator: Ooooog ... that was awful! ... Now, let me give you some dictionary definitions of "paradox":
a seemingly contradictory statement that may nonetheless be true;
one exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects; and
a statement contrary to received opinion.
The reason we're discussing paradox today is that our Lord Jesus was a paradox in so many ways. Most of what he said and did -- in fact, even the kind of man he was -- contradicted the conventional wisdom ...
(Conventional Wisdom enters stage left)
Narrator: For instance, conventional wisdom would say:
Conventional Wisdom: The Messiah, the Son of God, should come to us in great majesty, riding a white stallion ... or maybe a BMW.
Narrator: But Jesus? ... He came to us as a helpless baby, wrapped in swaddling cloths and lying in a manger, because there was no room for him at the inn ...
(Conventional Wisdom scratches head in amazement)
Narrator: And speaking of riding ... when Jesus had grown up and it was time to ride into Jerusalem, conventional wisdom would probably say ...
Conventional Wisdom: Okay, Jesus ... Maybe we can understand the born-in-a-stable thing: kinda gives you that populist cachet, huh? But now it's time to show yourself as Messiah to the masses, so let's get that white stallion. Or better yet, we know a guy who runs a BMW dealership ...
(Jesus enters stage right, riding a broomstick horse with a donkey's head)
Narrator: But Jesus came to town on the back of a donkey; the foal of a donkey, in fact.
Conventional Wisdom: (Scratches his head) This guy's got no marketing savvy at all ...
Narrator: And look at the people Jesus surrounded himself with as he preached the good news of God's kingdom ...
Conventional Wisdom: Okay, Jesus, let's talk about cabinet choices now. If you're gonna establish your kingdom here on earth, you'll need to surround yourself with some influential men. We know some prominent doctors of the law and some very wealthy merchants. And of course you'll want the religious mucky-mucks on your side ... but maybe you want to handle that yourself, being that you're a rabbi and all, huh?
Narrator: But Jesus chose fishermen and tax-collectors, and he hung out with sinners and prostitutes ...
Jesus: Consider your call, brothers and sisters: not many of you were wise by human standards, not many were powerful, not many were of noble birth. But I chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise; I chose what is weak in the world to shame the strong; I chose what is low and despised in the world, things that are not, to reduce to nothing things that are ...
Conventional Wisdom: We'll never understand you ... you know that?
Jesus: No, you probably never will ...
Narrator: And look at the values Jesus preached:
Conventional Wisdom: Look, Jesus. If your followers are ever gonna make a difference in this world, you gotta get 'em fired up with some oratory here. Get 'em started believing in themselves, know-what'm-sayin'? Look here. We've got some really inspirational management literature here; have you read Lee Iacocca's book?
Jesus: Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven;
Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted;
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.
Conventional Wisdom: Ay-yi-yi! What are we gonna do with this jamoke?
Narrator: But finally comes the ultimate paradox: the Lamb who is the shepherd of the sheep!
Conventional Wisdom: Huh? The lamb who is the shepherd? That doesn't compute! That dog don't hunt!
Narrator: From The Revelation to John, chapter 7: "After this I looked, and there was a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, from all tribes and peoples and languages, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, robed in white, with palm branches in their hands. They cried out in a loud voice, saying, 'Salvation belongs to our God who is seated on the throne, and to the Lamb!' ... These are they who have come out of the great ordeal; they have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb ... They will hunger no more, and thirst no more; the sun will not strike them, nor any scorching heat; for the Lamb at the center of the throne (Points to Jesus) will be their shepherd, and he will guide them to springs of the water of life, and God will wipe away every tear from their eyes."
Jesus: My sheep hear my voice. I know them, and they follow me. I give them eternal life, and they will never perish. No one will snatch them out of my hand!
Conventional Wisdom: The Lamb who is the shepherd! We just don't get it ... (Exits stage left)
Narrator: Well, we get it, don't we, folks? (Pauses) So, class: What have we learned about paradox?
Wisenheimer 2: (Stands up, waves hands frantically) Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Narrator: Yes?
Wisenheimer 2: My little sister and my little brother each got a pet duckling for Easter ... So our family has a pair o' ducks!
Narrator: Ooooog ... that was awful! Forgive us, Jesus!
Jesus: (Smiles) No one will snatch any of them -- even the bad punsters -- out of my hand!
(Wisenheimers and Narrator meet at center stage)
All: Praise the Lord!
(All bow and exit)
Jesus continues to contradict the conventional wisdom, even to this day. As Christians, we are -- or should be -- the ultimate counter-cultural people. It's not always easy in a conventional-wisdom world, but we are called to help others respond to Psalm 100: "Make a joyful noise to the Lord, all the earth!"
P.S. I do hope it's true that nobody can snatch bad punsters out of the Lord's hand ... or I'm in trouble!
Cast
Narrator
Wisenheimer 1
Wisenheimer 2
Conventional Wisdom
Jesus
Props/Costumes
Conventional Wisdom -- t-shirt: "CW," books
Jesus -- broomstick horse with a mule's head
(Narrator is at podium, stage left. Wisenheimer 1 and Wisenheimer 2 are sitting in the audience)
Narrator: Good morning ... Today, our subject is paradox. Can anyone give me a definition of "paradox"?
Wisenheimer 1: (Stands up, waves arms frantically) Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Narrator: (Points to Wisenheimer 1) Yes?
Wisenheimer 1: Yes ... My brother and I both went to medical school. When we graduated, my mother said, "Our family has a pair o' docs!"
Narrator: Ooooog ... that was awful! ... Now, let me give you some dictionary definitions of "paradox":
a seemingly contradictory statement that may nonetheless be true;
one exhibiting inexplicable or contradictory aspects; and
a statement contrary to received opinion.
The reason we're discussing paradox today is that our Lord Jesus was a paradox in so many ways. Most of what he said and did -- in fact, even the kind of man he was -- contradicted the conventional wisdom ...
(Conventional Wisdom enters stage left)
Narrator: For instance, conventional wisdom would say:
Conventional Wisdom: The Messiah, the Son of God, should come to us in great majesty, riding a white stallion ... or maybe a BMW.
Narrator: But Jesus? ... He came to us as a helpless baby, wrapped in swaddling cloths and lying in a manger, because there was no room for him at the inn ...
(Conventional Wisdom scratches head in amazement)
Narrator: And speaking of riding ... when Jesus had grown up and it was time to ride into Jerusalem, conventional wisdom would probably say ...
Conventional Wisdom: Okay, Jesus ... Maybe we can understand the born-in-a-stable thing: kinda gives you that populist cachet, huh? But now it's time to show yourself as Messiah to the masses, so let's get that white stallion. Or better yet, we know a guy who runs a BMW dealership ...
(Jesus enters stage right, riding a broomstick horse with a donkey's head)
Narrator: But Jesus came to town on the back of a donkey; the foal of a donkey, in fact.
Conventional Wisdom: (Scratches his head) This guy's got no marketing savvy at all ...
Narrator: And look at the people Jesus surrounded himself with as he preached the good news of God's kingdom ...
Conventional Wisdom: Okay, Jesus, let's talk about cabinet choices now. If you're gonna establish your kingdom here on earth, you'll need to surround yourself with some influential men. We know some prominent doctors of the law and some very wealthy merchants. And of course you'll want the religious mucky-mucks on your side ... but maybe you want to handle that yourself, being that you're a rabbi and all, huh?
Narrator: But Jesus chose fishermen and tax-collectors, and he hung out with sinners and prostitutes ...
Jesus: Consider your call, brothers and sisters: not many of you were wise by human standards, not many were powerful, not many were of noble birth. But I chose what is foolish in the world to shame the wise; I chose what is weak in the world to shame the strong; I chose what is low and despised in the world, things that are not, to reduce to nothing things that are ...
Conventional Wisdom: We'll never understand you ... you know that?
Jesus: No, you probably never will ...
Narrator: And look at the values Jesus preached:
Conventional Wisdom: Look, Jesus. If your followers are ever gonna make a difference in this world, you gotta get 'em fired up with some oratory here. Get 'em started believing in themselves, know-what'm-sayin'? Look here. We've got some really inspirational management literature here; have you read Lee Iacocca's book?
Jesus: Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven;
Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted;
Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth.
Conventional Wisdom: Ay-yi-yi! What are we gonna do with this jamoke?
Narrator: But finally comes the ultimate paradox: the Lamb who is the shepherd of the sheep!
Conventional Wisdom: Huh? The lamb who is the shepherd? That doesn't compute! That dog don't hunt!
Narrator: From The Revelation to John, chapter 7: "After this I looked, and there was a great multitude that no one could count, from every nation, from all tribes and peoples and languages, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, robed in white, with palm branches in their hands. They cried out in a loud voice, saying, 'Salvation belongs to our God who is seated on the throne, and to the Lamb!' ... These are they who have come out of the great ordeal; they have washed their robes and made them white in the blood of the Lamb ... They will hunger no more, and thirst no more; the sun will not strike them, nor any scorching heat; for the Lamb at the center of the throne (Points to Jesus) will be their shepherd, and he will guide them to springs of the water of life, and God will wipe away every tear from their eyes."
Jesus: My sheep hear my voice. I know them, and they follow me. I give them eternal life, and they will never perish. No one will snatch them out of my hand!
Conventional Wisdom: The Lamb who is the shepherd! We just don't get it ... (Exits stage left)
Narrator: Well, we get it, don't we, folks? (Pauses) So, class: What have we learned about paradox?
Wisenheimer 2: (Stands up, waves hands frantically) Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Narrator: Yes?
Wisenheimer 2: My little sister and my little brother each got a pet duckling for Easter ... So our family has a pair o' ducks!
Narrator: Ooooog ... that was awful! Forgive us, Jesus!
Jesus: (Smiles) No one will snatch any of them -- even the bad punsters -- out of my hand!
(Wisenheimers and Narrator meet at center stage)
All: Praise the Lord!
(All bow and exit)

