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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A cartoon depicted a little fellow on his knees beside his bed
saying his prayers. He listed all the things he wanted and the
things he wanted God to do. Then, as an after-thought he added,
"Oh yeah, in case there is anything I can do for you, just let me
know, God."
Donald S. Ewing
The ship was sinking and the captain was passing out the life
belts. Suddenly he called out to the passengers, and asked if
anyone there knew how to pray. A preacher among the passengers
saying his prayers. He listed all the things he wanted and the
things he wanted God to do. Then, as an after-thought he added,
"Oh yeah, in case there is anything I can do for you, just let me
know, God."
Donald S. Ewing
The ship was sinking and the captain was passing out the life
belts. Suddenly he called out to the passengers, and asked if
anyone there knew how to pray. A preacher among the passengers

