Righteous Rudy And Judgmental Judy
Drama
Thespian Theology
Lent/Easter
Thespian Theological Thoughts
As I read Easter 5 and Easter 6, I realized that they are both about love: love in truth and action (Easter 5), and love, the key to righteousness (Easter 6).
So, why not do a two-part play for Easter 5 and 6, says I. Because people may not want to suffer through your plays on two Sundays in a row, said the Holy Spirit.
The result was a compromise: Tommy T. from Easter 5 has a part in Easter 6.
But the real point is that love is the key to righteousness. Love is not self-righteous (1 Corinthians 13), but it is the perfect expression of the nature of a holy and righteous God: a God whom I did not choose, but who chose me and appointed me to go and bear fruit that will last.
Cast
Narrator
Judgmental Judy
Righteous Rudy
Voice of God (offstage)
Tommy T.
Props/Costumes
Righteous Rudy -- kneeling pad
(Narrator is at podium, stage left. Tommy T. is sitting in audience. Judy enters stage left; Rudy enters stage right)
Judy: My name is Judy,
And this (Points to Rudy) is Rudy.
Rudy: I praise the Lord,
Whate'er life may afford.
Judy: Ol' Rudy's a goof!
But I stay aloof.
Narrator: Are you two gonna keep up this doggerel all day?
Rudy: Nope ... we're runnin' out of rhymes.
Narrator: Well, thank God for that! So ... what's up with you two?
Judy: Glad you asked! I'm here to warn you all about a couple of nasty wolves in sheep's clothing who are lurking about in the midst of this unsuspecting little flock.
Narrator: Whatever are you talking about?
Judy: It's not "whatever" -- it's whomever. Tommy T. and Tessie T., that's whom!
Narrator: Tommy and Tessie? Whatever do you mean?
Judy: I mean that Tommy and Tessie are wolves in sheep's clothing! Ever since Tommy was allegedly healed of his spinal cord injury, he and Tessie have been insufferable. All they do is brag about how God "healed" (Makes quote signs with her fingers) Tommy.
Rudy: I don't think they're bragging, Judy. They're just giving praise and thanks and glory to God.
Judy: That's how much you know, you goofball! Do you realize that your friend Tommy has written a book about his so-called healing?
Rudy: Well, what's wrong with that?
Judy: I'll you what's wrong with that, you moron: Tommy and Tessie are shameless hucksters, and they're pulling a big scam on all of you. They're doing guest appearances on 20/20 and Dateline, and they're even talking about a made-for-TV movie about this big scam.
Narrator: Excuse me, Judy, but Tommy was seriously injured in a car crash; the doctors told him he'd never walk again; and today Tommy's running through fields of daisies! Seems to me, that's not a scam, it's a miracle from God.
Judy: That's how much you know, Mr. Nosey-Noodle! I've been conducting an investigation into Tommy's accident, and I can't find any doctors who will swear that Tommy ever had a spinal cord injury. I'll tell you what I think: I think Tommy was faking this paralysis all the time, and now he's using his "miraculous healing" (Makes quote signs with her fingers) as a way to get rich and famous ... that's what I think! And I also think that people need to know about these two fakers! (Exits stage right)
Narrator: And I think the green-eyed monster has reared its ugly head.
A pain in the tookus is Judy!
How do you put up with her, Rudy?
Rudy: I have to admit it's not always easy, but the Bible says we must love one another -- and it also says that I can't say I love God -- whom I haven't seen -- if I don't love my sister Judy, whom I have seen.
Narrator: I guess that's why you're known as Righteous Rudy, huh?
Judy: (Enters stage right) All right, go ahead and say it: And that's why I'm known as Judgmental Judy!
Narrator: You said it, honey!
Judy: Well, they can call me judgmental all day, but I'll tell you this: God isn't happy with Tommy and Tessie, those two scam artists!
Voice of God: (Offstage) Will you question me about my children, or command me concerning the work of my hands?
(Rudy kneels)
Judy: Huh? Who's that?
Voice of God: I am the Lord, and there is no other.
Judy: Oh-my-goodness! Er ... is that really you, Lord?
Narrator: He said so, Judy. If you have ears to hear --
Judy: You hush! I'm talkin' to God here. Are you still there, Lord?
Voice of God: I am always here, my child.
Judy: Cool! Well now, Lord. Why don't you just tell these bozos here (Indicates Narrator and Rudy) what you think about Tommy and Tessie.
Voice of God: I love Tommy and Tessie -- as I love you, Judy.
Judy: Yeah, okay -- but --
Voice of God: But what, my child?
Judy: But what about that spinal cord injury scam they're tryin'Êto pull off here, Lord?
Voice of God: Why is that any business of yours, Judy?
Judy: Aha! So you admit that Tommy's paralysis is a scam?
Voice of God: I didn't say that, Judy. Whether or not Tommy is telling the truth is between him and me. I am the Lord, and there is no other. I, the Lord, speak the truth; I declare what is right.
Judy: (Stamps her foot angrily, in a tantrum) But what about Tommy and Tessie? They're ripping people off, and rubbing your name in the mud, Lord! Malevolent miscreants mustn't be allowed to meander unmolested in our midst! (Overemphasizes the m's)
(Tommy stands up and comes to center stage)
Tommy: Okay, I confess: My paralysis and healing was a scam. Please forgive me!
Judy: Well, it's about time you 'fessed up, dirt-ball!
Rudy: (Stands up) Praise the Lord! I've been praying that you'd see the light and do the right thing, Tommy. Praise the Lord! (Hugs Tommy)
Tommy: And please don't blame Tess. She only found out about my lies this morning, and she sent me here to confess.
Rudy: I just praise God for healing you today, Tommy!
Judy: Time out! (To Rudy) Aren't there any consequences here? I mean, Tommy lied and ripped us off with his phony healing, and all you are doing is huggin' and kissin' him and praisin' the Lord! There's no justice here, no right. I hate this ... it's not fair!
Voice of God: I am the Lord, and there is no other. I, the Lord, speak the truth; I declare what is right.
Judy: Oh, geez! Um, listen, Lord. With all due respect, I have to tell you I hate all this mushy huggin' and kissin' for ol' troublesome Tommy the trickster. If I was in charge here --
Voice of God: Let me ask again, Judy: Will you question me about my children, or command me concerning the work of my hands?
Judy: W-e-e-e-l-l, I guess not. But ... well, gee, Lord, if I had known this was how it was gonna be when I chose to follow you --
Voice of God: You did not choose me, but I chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will last.
Judy: You chose me? Whazzat mean?
Voice of God: It means that your salvation and eternal security are not the result of anything you did, Judy. My boy John the Apostle said it nicely: "In this is love, not that we loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son to be the atoning sacrifice for our sins."
Judy: Don't I have any part in all this?
Voice of God: Do you love me, Judy?
Judy: Yes, Lord, I do.
Narrator/Rudy/Tommy: (Together) Those who love God must love their brothers and sisters also.
Judy: Ya mean even ol' trickster Tommy?
Voice of God: Especially Tommy. He needs your love, Judy. And you can't hate Tommy -- who is right here before your eyes -- and still say that you love me.
Judy: Well, all right. But it ain't gonna be easy!
Voice of God: Just watch Righteous Rudy:
He's your example, Judy!
Entire Cast: "Rejoice in the Lord, O you righteous. Praise befits the upright. For the word of the Lord is upright, And all his work is done in faithfulness. He loves righteousness and justice; the earth is full of the steadfast love of the Lord." Praise the Lord. (All bow)
As I read Easter 5 and Easter 6, I realized that they are both about love: love in truth and action (Easter 5), and love, the key to righteousness (Easter 6).
So, why not do a two-part play for Easter 5 and 6, says I. Because people may not want to suffer through your plays on two Sundays in a row, said the Holy Spirit.
The result was a compromise: Tommy T. from Easter 5 has a part in Easter 6.
But the real point is that love is the key to righteousness. Love is not self-righteous (1 Corinthians 13), but it is the perfect expression of the nature of a holy and righteous God: a God whom I did not choose, but who chose me and appointed me to go and bear fruit that will last.
Cast
Narrator
Judgmental Judy
Righteous Rudy
Voice of God (offstage)
Tommy T.
Props/Costumes
Righteous Rudy -- kneeling pad
(Narrator is at podium, stage left. Tommy T. is sitting in audience. Judy enters stage left; Rudy enters stage right)
Judy: My name is Judy,
And this (Points to Rudy) is Rudy.
Rudy: I praise the Lord,
Whate'er life may afford.
Judy: Ol' Rudy's a goof!
But I stay aloof.
Narrator: Are you two gonna keep up this doggerel all day?
Rudy: Nope ... we're runnin' out of rhymes.
Narrator: Well, thank God for that! So ... what's up with you two?
Judy: Glad you asked! I'm here to warn you all about a couple of nasty wolves in sheep's clothing who are lurking about in the midst of this unsuspecting little flock.
Narrator: Whatever are you talking about?
Judy: It's not "whatever" -- it's whomever. Tommy T. and Tessie T., that's whom!
Narrator: Tommy and Tessie? Whatever do you mean?
Judy: I mean that Tommy and Tessie are wolves in sheep's clothing! Ever since Tommy was allegedly healed of his spinal cord injury, he and Tessie have been insufferable. All they do is brag about how God "healed" (Makes quote signs with her fingers) Tommy.
Rudy: I don't think they're bragging, Judy. They're just giving praise and thanks and glory to God.
Judy: That's how much you know, you goofball! Do you realize that your friend Tommy has written a book about his so-called healing?
Rudy: Well, what's wrong with that?
Judy: I'll you what's wrong with that, you moron: Tommy and Tessie are shameless hucksters, and they're pulling a big scam on all of you. They're doing guest appearances on 20/20 and Dateline, and they're even talking about a made-for-TV movie about this big scam.
Narrator: Excuse me, Judy, but Tommy was seriously injured in a car crash; the doctors told him he'd never walk again; and today Tommy's running through fields of daisies! Seems to me, that's not a scam, it's a miracle from God.
Judy: That's how much you know, Mr. Nosey-Noodle! I've been conducting an investigation into Tommy's accident, and I can't find any doctors who will swear that Tommy ever had a spinal cord injury. I'll tell you what I think: I think Tommy was faking this paralysis all the time, and now he's using his "miraculous healing" (Makes quote signs with her fingers) as a way to get rich and famous ... that's what I think! And I also think that people need to know about these two fakers! (Exits stage right)
Narrator: And I think the green-eyed monster has reared its ugly head.
A pain in the tookus is Judy!
How do you put up with her, Rudy?
Rudy: I have to admit it's not always easy, but the Bible says we must love one another -- and it also says that I can't say I love God -- whom I haven't seen -- if I don't love my sister Judy, whom I have seen.
Narrator: I guess that's why you're known as Righteous Rudy, huh?
Judy: (Enters stage right) All right, go ahead and say it: And that's why I'm known as Judgmental Judy!
Narrator: You said it, honey!
Judy: Well, they can call me judgmental all day, but I'll tell you this: God isn't happy with Tommy and Tessie, those two scam artists!
Voice of God: (Offstage) Will you question me about my children, or command me concerning the work of my hands?
(Rudy kneels)
Judy: Huh? Who's that?
Voice of God: I am the Lord, and there is no other.
Judy: Oh-my-goodness! Er ... is that really you, Lord?
Narrator: He said so, Judy. If you have ears to hear --
Judy: You hush! I'm talkin' to God here. Are you still there, Lord?
Voice of God: I am always here, my child.
Judy: Cool! Well now, Lord. Why don't you just tell these bozos here (Indicates Narrator and Rudy) what you think about Tommy and Tessie.
Voice of God: I love Tommy and Tessie -- as I love you, Judy.
Judy: Yeah, okay -- but --
Voice of God: But what, my child?
Judy: But what about that spinal cord injury scam they're tryin'Êto pull off here, Lord?
Voice of God: Why is that any business of yours, Judy?
Judy: Aha! So you admit that Tommy's paralysis is a scam?
Voice of God: I didn't say that, Judy. Whether or not Tommy is telling the truth is between him and me. I am the Lord, and there is no other. I, the Lord, speak the truth; I declare what is right.
Judy: (Stamps her foot angrily, in a tantrum) But what about Tommy and Tessie? They're ripping people off, and rubbing your name in the mud, Lord! Malevolent miscreants mustn't be allowed to meander unmolested in our midst! (Overemphasizes the m's)
(Tommy stands up and comes to center stage)
Tommy: Okay, I confess: My paralysis and healing was a scam. Please forgive me!
Judy: Well, it's about time you 'fessed up, dirt-ball!
Rudy: (Stands up) Praise the Lord! I've been praying that you'd see the light and do the right thing, Tommy. Praise the Lord! (Hugs Tommy)
Tommy: And please don't blame Tess. She only found out about my lies this morning, and she sent me here to confess.
Rudy: I just praise God for healing you today, Tommy!
Judy: Time out! (To Rudy) Aren't there any consequences here? I mean, Tommy lied and ripped us off with his phony healing, and all you are doing is huggin' and kissin' him and praisin' the Lord! There's no justice here, no right. I hate this ... it's not fair!
Voice of God: I am the Lord, and there is no other. I, the Lord, speak the truth; I declare what is right.
Judy: Oh, geez! Um, listen, Lord. With all due respect, I have to tell you I hate all this mushy huggin' and kissin' for ol' troublesome Tommy the trickster. If I was in charge here --
Voice of God: Let me ask again, Judy: Will you question me about my children, or command me concerning the work of my hands?
Judy: W-e-e-e-l-l, I guess not. But ... well, gee, Lord, if I had known this was how it was gonna be when I chose to follow you --
Voice of God: You did not choose me, but I chose you and appointed you to go and bear fruit that will last.
Judy: You chose me? Whazzat mean?
Voice of God: It means that your salvation and eternal security are not the result of anything you did, Judy. My boy John the Apostle said it nicely: "In this is love, not that we loved God but that he loved us and sent his Son to be the atoning sacrifice for our sins."
Judy: Don't I have any part in all this?
Voice of God: Do you love me, Judy?
Judy: Yes, Lord, I do.
Narrator/Rudy/Tommy: (Together) Those who love God must love their brothers and sisters also.
Judy: Ya mean even ol' trickster Tommy?
Voice of God: Especially Tommy. He needs your love, Judy. And you can't hate Tommy -- who is right here before your eyes -- and still say that you love me.
Judy: Well, all right. But it ain't gonna be easy!
Voice of God: Just watch Righteous Rudy:
He's your example, Judy!
Entire Cast: "Rejoice in the Lord, O you righteous. Praise befits the upright. For the word of the Lord is upright, And all his work is done in faithfulness. He loves righteousness and justice; the earth is full of the steadfast love of the Lord." Praise the Lord. (All bow)

