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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about
baseball. With a beguiling leer, Satan proposed a game (to be
played on neutral grounds) between a select team from the
heavenly host and Satan's own hand-picked team from Hades.
"Very well," the gatekeeper of the Celestial City agreed. "But
you realize I hope, Satan, that we have all the good ball players
and the best coaches too."
"I know," said Satan calmly, "but we have all the umpires."
"My biggest thrill came the night Elgin Baylor and I combined
baseball. With a beguiling leer, Satan proposed a game (to be
played on neutral grounds) between a select team from the
heavenly host and Satan's own hand-picked team from Hades.
"Very well," the gatekeeper of the Celestial City agreed. "But
you realize I hope, Satan, that we have all the good ball players
and the best coaches too."
"I know," said Satan calmly, "but we have all the umpires."
"My biggest thrill came the night Elgin Baylor and I combined

