Transfiguration
Drama
Thespian Theology
Advent, Christmas, Epiphany -- Cycle B
Thespian Theological Thoughts
With the Halloween masks, this homily/drama started out to be about faces. In fact, "Faces" was its working title.
And then I realized that transfiguration -- if it is authentic -- goes deeper than a facial. And rereading First Kings, I realized that God often appears in the silence.
This is not to say that enthusiastic, charismatic Christians are not authentic. Some of the best Christians I know are so full of energy that they draw people to Jesus like bees to honey. But even these charismatic folks know when to "cool the fire," in the interest of drawing all persons to Christ.
The point is simply this: We can't be what we're not, but we can learn from others whose styles are different from ours.
And transfiguration isn't a facial.
Cast
Narrator
Windy William/Wilhelmina (F)
Earthquake Earl/Earlene (F)
Fiery Fred/Freda (F)
Silent Sam/Samantha (F)
Jesus
Props/Costumes
William/Earl/Fred/Sam -- Halloween masks
William/Earl/Fred -- casual, bright colors
Sam -- conservative clothing (i.e., suit and tie)
Jesus -- t-shirt: "Jesus"
(Narrator is at podium, stage left)
Narrator: Today's readings all seem to be about faces: Elijah wraps his face in a mantle before he speaks to God in the silence; the psalmist seeks the face of the Lord, and entreats God, "do not hide your face from me"; Peter recounts the Transfiguration of Jesus, which is the subject of the gospel reading. The Transfiguration is about the shining, majestic glory of Jesus' face -- and his entire being -- as it is revealed to Peter, James, and John on the high mountain.
(William, Earl, Fred, and Sam enter stage right, wearing Halloween masks)
Narrator: But what about the faces of those who meet Jesus for the first time? Do we see changes in their faces?
(Jesus enters stage left; Windy William approaches him)
Jesus: Windy William, I love you, my brother, and I lived and died and rose again, to overcome death so that you may have eternal life with me. (Hugs William)
(William takes off mask, smiles, and shouts)
William: Thank you, Jesus! Praise the Lord! I'm gonna tell the world about Jesus! (Moves upstage right)
(Earthquake Earl approaches Jesus)
Jesus: Earthquake Earl, I love you, my brother, and I lived and died and rose again, to overcome death so that your sins may be forgiven and so that you may have eternal life with me. (Hugs Earl)
(Earl takes off mask, smiles, dances around noisily, and shouts)
Earl: I am forgiven! I am free! Thank you, Jesus! Let's celebrate, and shake up the world for Jesus! (Moves upstage left, leaping with joy)
(Fiery Fred approaches Jesus)
Jesus: Fiery Fred, I love you, my brother, and I lived and died and rose again, to overcome death so that your sins may be forgiven, and so that you may have the peace that passes understanding, and eternal life with me. (Hugs Fred)
(Fred takes off mask, smiles, hugs Jesus, and shouts)
Fred: I've got the peace that passes understanding! Thank you, Jesus! I'm gonna pass that peace to the whole world! (Moves upstage, hugging William and Earl)
(Silent Sam approaches Jesus)
Jesus: Silent Sam, I love you, my brother, and I lived and died and rose again, to overcome death so that you may have joy eternally with me. (Hugs Sam)
(Sam takes off mask, and quietly shakes Jesus' hand)
Sam: Thank you, Jesus. (Exits stage left)
William: Hey, what's the matter with that guy?
Jesus: What do you mean?
William: Well, gee, Lord, for somebody who just got the gift of joy and eternal life, he doesn't seem very joyful.
Jesus: How do you know that?
Earl: (Mimics Sam's handshake and demeanor) "Thank you, Jesus." What's up with that? He oughta be celebrating!
Jesus: Maybe he is celebrating, in his own way.
Fred: Yeah, right! (To William and Earl) C'mon, guys, let's go and really celebrate the joy of the Lord!
(William, Earl, and Fred hug each other and exit together stage right. Jesus moves upstage and sits down)
Narrator: So, what's up with these four transfigurations? For sure, each of these folks met Jesus -- and for sure, Jesus changed the way they look on the outside -- but what about the inside? Check it out -- here comes my man Windy William.
(William enters stage right)
William: Maaan! This Christian life is a drag!
Narrator: How so, Willy?
William: Well, I've been trying to tell everybody about Jesus -- and nobody wants to hear it! My parents think I've flipped my wig; my girlfriend's gonna leave me; even my geeky little brother makes fun of me! I've had it!
(Earl enters stage right)
Earl: Me, too, man! It just isn't worth it, know-what'm-sayin'?
Narrator: What happened to the earthquake man?
Earl: I've been tryin' to shake people up, and let 'em know about Jesus, but all that's happened is that I'm gettin' hammered! When I stood up in church last Sunday and gave my testimony, the bozos wouldn't pay any attention to me ... and finally, they threw me out --Òbodily! I've had it with these Christians!
(Fred enters stage right)
Fred: Christians, Jews, Muslims, the whole lot! I've had it with all of 'em!
Narrator: Let me guess, Fred --Òpeople thought your hugs were a little too fiery?
Fred: Hey, what's wrong with hugging, anyway? The world would be a better place if we all hugged each other. But every time I tried to give somebody a nice Christian hug, I got hassled. One nasty old woman actually called a cop on me. She said I was a "masher," whatever that is! If that's the Christian life, I'm outta here!
(Sam enters stage left)
Narrator: Well, here's Silent Sam. How're ya doin', bro'?
Sam: I'm doing just fine, thank you.
Fred: Well, of course you are, ding-bat! You haven't done anything, so of course you're doin'Òfine!
Jesus: (Stands up and moves to center stage) How do you know that Sam hasn't done anything, Fred?
Fred: Well, gee, just look at him, Lord!
Jesus: What do you mean by that?
Earl: The guy looks like an undertaker, fer-Pete's sake!
William: Yeah. How would you ever guess that this moron (Punches Sam in the chest) is a Christian?
Jesus: Why don't we let Sam speak for himself? Sam, what have you been up to since we last saw you?
Sam: Well, I started a Bible study at work. I've been serving meals at the rescue mission. And my mom and dad have met you, Jesus.
William/Earl/Fred: Wow!
Narrator: Guess ya can't tell a book by its cover, huh? Or a Christian by his face?
William: (To Jesus) But what was I doing wrong, Lord? I was just tryin' to tell people about you!
Earl: And I was just tryin' to shake up them stodgy ol' poops at my church, Lord!
Fred: And I was just tryin' to spread your love around, Lord!
Jesus: I appreciate all that, guys ... really I do. But sometimes you might have to cool it a little.
William: Lord, do you mean I gotta be a cold fish, like ol' Sam here?
Jesus: William, I mean that you need to be William, because that is who I created you to be. But sometimes, you might consider being just a little less windy, William.
Earl: Oh, and I suppose you're gonna tell me I gotta stop bein' such an earthquake, huh, Lord?
Jesus: The words are yours, Earl. It's a matter of balance. Think about it, my friend.
Fred: I know, I know. Cool the fire, huh, Lord?
Jesus: I love the fire of your love, Fred. Just think about intensity when you meet someone new, okay?
Fred: Okay, Lord.
Jesus: (Gestures, indicating everyone) And all of you need to think about balance in your lives. Be the marvelous child of God that I created you to be. But do it with balance and gentleness, okay?
William: (Blows gently) I'll try to be a gentle breeze.
Earl: (Claps hands softly) A balanced earthquake, if you please.
Fred: (Shakes hands with Sam) My fire I will try to tame.
Sam: (Hugs Fred) New energy I'll pump into my game.
Jesus: Now that's transfiguration!
(All bow)
With the Halloween masks, this homily/drama started out to be about faces. In fact, "Faces" was its working title.
And then I realized that transfiguration -- if it is authentic -- goes deeper than a facial. And rereading First Kings, I realized that God often appears in the silence.
This is not to say that enthusiastic, charismatic Christians are not authentic. Some of the best Christians I know are so full of energy that they draw people to Jesus like bees to honey. But even these charismatic folks know when to "cool the fire," in the interest of drawing all persons to Christ.
The point is simply this: We can't be what we're not, but we can learn from others whose styles are different from ours.
And transfiguration isn't a facial.
Cast
Narrator
Windy William/Wilhelmina (F)
Earthquake Earl/Earlene (F)
Fiery Fred/Freda (F)
Silent Sam/Samantha (F)
Jesus
Props/Costumes
William/Earl/Fred/Sam -- Halloween masks
William/Earl/Fred -- casual, bright colors
Sam -- conservative clothing (i.e., suit and tie)
Jesus -- t-shirt: "Jesus"
(Narrator is at podium, stage left)
Narrator: Today's readings all seem to be about faces: Elijah wraps his face in a mantle before he speaks to God in the silence; the psalmist seeks the face of the Lord, and entreats God, "do not hide your face from me"; Peter recounts the Transfiguration of Jesus, which is the subject of the gospel reading. The Transfiguration is about the shining, majestic glory of Jesus' face -- and his entire being -- as it is revealed to Peter, James, and John on the high mountain.
(William, Earl, Fred, and Sam enter stage right, wearing Halloween masks)
Narrator: But what about the faces of those who meet Jesus for the first time? Do we see changes in their faces?
(Jesus enters stage left; Windy William approaches him)
Jesus: Windy William, I love you, my brother, and I lived and died and rose again, to overcome death so that you may have eternal life with me. (Hugs William)
(William takes off mask, smiles, and shouts)
William: Thank you, Jesus! Praise the Lord! I'm gonna tell the world about Jesus! (Moves upstage right)
(Earthquake Earl approaches Jesus)
Jesus: Earthquake Earl, I love you, my brother, and I lived and died and rose again, to overcome death so that your sins may be forgiven and so that you may have eternal life with me. (Hugs Earl)
(Earl takes off mask, smiles, dances around noisily, and shouts)
Earl: I am forgiven! I am free! Thank you, Jesus! Let's celebrate, and shake up the world for Jesus! (Moves upstage left, leaping with joy)
(Fiery Fred approaches Jesus)
Jesus: Fiery Fred, I love you, my brother, and I lived and died and rose again, to overcome death so that your sins may be forgiven, and so that you may have the peace that passes understanding, and eternal life with me. (Hugs Fred)
(Fred takes off mask, smiles, hugs Jesus, and shouts)
Fred: I've got the peace that passes understanding! Thank you, Jesus! I'm gonna pass that peace to the whole world! (Moves upstage, hugging William and Earl)
(Silent Sam approaches Jesus)
Jesus: Silent Sam, I love you, my brother, and I lived and died and rose again, to overcome death so that you may have joy eternally with me. (Hugs Sam)
(Sam takes off mask, and quietly shakes Jesus' hand)
Sam: Thank you, Jesus. (Exits stage left)
William: Hey, what's the matter with that guy?
Jesus: What do you mean?
William: Well, gee, Lord, for somebody who just got the gift of joy and eternal life, he doesn't seem very joyful.
Jesus: How do you know that?
Earl: (Mimics Sam's handshake and demeanor) "Thank you, Jesus." What's up with that? He oughta be celebrating!
Jesus: Maybe he is celebrating, in his own way.
Fred: Yeah, right! (To William and Earl) C'mon, guys, let's go and really celebrate the joy of the Lord!
(William, Earl, and Fred hug each other and exit together stage right. Jesus moves upstage and sits down)
Narrator: So, what's up with these four transfigurations? For sure, each of these folks met Jesus -- and for sure, Jesus changed the way they look on the outside -- but what about the inside? Check it out -- here comes my man Windy William.
(William enters stage right)
William: Maaan! This Christian life is a drag!
Narrator: How so, Willy?
William: Well, I've been trying to tell everybody about Jesus -- and nobody wants to hear it! My parents think I've flipped my wig; my girlfriend's gonna leave me; even my geeky little brother makes fun of me! I've had it!
(Earl enters stage right)
Earl: Me, too, man! It just isn't worth it, know-what'm-sayin'?
Narrator: What happened to the earthquake man?
Earl: I've been tryin' to shake people up, and let 'em know about Jesus, but all that's happened is that I'm gettin' hammered! When I stood up in church last Sunday and gave my testimony, the bozos wouldn't pay any attention to me ... and finally, they threw me out --Òbodily! I've had it with these Christians!
(Fred enters stage right)
Fred: Christians, Jews, Muslims, the whole lot! I've had it with all of 'em!
Narrator: Let me guess, Fred --Òpeople thought your hugs were a little too fiery?
Fred: Hey, what's wrong with hugging, anyway? The world would be a better place if we all hugged each other. But every time I tried to give somebody a nice Christian hug, I got hassled. One nasty old woman actually called a cop on me. She said I was a "masher," whatever that is! If that's the Christian life, I'm outta here!
(Sam enters stage left)
Narrator: Well, here's Silent Sam. How're ya doin', bro'?
Sam: I'm doing just fine, thank you.
Fred: Well, of course you are, ding-bat! You haven't done anything, so of course you're doin'Òfine!
Jesus: (Stands up and moves to center stage) How do you know that Sam hasn't done anything, Fred?
Fred: Well, gee, just look at him, Lord!
Jesus: What do you mean by that?
Earl: The guy looks like an undertaker, fer-Pete's sake!
William: Yeah. How would you ever guess that this moron (Punches Sam in the chest) is a Christian?
Jesus: Why don't we let Sam speak for himself? Sam, what have you been up to since we last saw you?
Sam: Well, I started a Bible study at work. I've been serving meals at the rescue mission. And my mom and dad have met you, Jesus.
William/Earl/Fred: Wow!
Narrator: Guess ya can't tell a book by its cover, huh? Or a Christian by his face?
William: (To Jesus) But what was I doing wrong, Lord? I was just tryin' to tell people about you!
Earl: And I was just tryin' to shake up them stodgy ol' poops at my church, Lord!
Fred: And I was just tryin' to spread your love around, Lord!
Jesus: I appreciate all that, guys ... really I do. But sometimes you might have to cool it a little.
William: Lord, do you mean I gotta be a cold fish, like ol' Sam here?
Jesus: William, I mean that you need to be William, because that is who I created you to be. But sometimes, you might consider being just a little less windy, William.
Earl: Oh, and I suppose you're gonna tell me I gotta stop bein' such an earthquake, huh, Lord?
Jesus: The words are yours, Earl. It's a matter of balance. Think about it, my friend.
Fred: I know, I know. Cool the fire, huh, Lord?
Jesus: I love the fire of your love, Fred. Just think about intensity when you meet someone new, okay?
Fred: Okay, Lord.
Jesus: (Gestures, indicating everyone) And all of you need to think about balance in your lives. Be the marvelous child of God that I created you to be. But do it with balance and gentleness, okay?
William: (Blows gently) I'll try to be a gentle breeze.
Earl: (Claps hands softly) A balanced earthquake, if you please.
Fred: (Shakes hands with Sam) My fire I will try to tame.
Sam: (Hugs Fred) New energy I'll pump into my game.
Jesus: Now that's transfiguration!
(All bow)

