Emphasis Preaching Journal

Scott Adams, creator of the Dilbert comic strip, was conducting his "Second Annual Highly Unscientific Dilbert Survey," when he asked this question: "If you had a chance to hit your boss in the back of the head with one of the following objects, with no risk of being caught, which would you use?"

Here's how his respondents answered:

A large bean burrito ---- nineteen percent
"Nerf" ball ---- seventeen percent
Ripe melon ---- fourteen percent
Framed certificate of appreciation ---- thirteen percent