There was a prudent man...
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There was a prudent man who brushed his teeth twice a day, wore boots in wet weather, did his daily dozen, slept with windows open, was careful with his diet, had a medical check-up twice a year, never smoked, drank or indulged in any kind of excess. He was set to live to be 100 years old. The funeral was held last Wednesday: He is survived by 18 specialists, four health institutes, six gymnasiums and numerous manufacturers of health food and antiseptics. He forgot one thing -- to look out for a train at the crossing. -- Smith
