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A woman went to a...
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A woman went to a marriage counselor and told him, "I want to divorce my husband."
"Do you have any grounds for divorce?" the counselor asked.
"Why, yes. We have almost an acre."
"You don't understand," said the counselor. "What I want to know is if you and your husband have a grudge."
"That we don't have," she said. "But we do have a carport."
The counselor shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still don't see any reason why you should divorce your husband."
"Do you have any grounds for divorce?" the counselor asked.
"Why, yes. We have almost an acre."
"You don't understand," said the counselor. "What I want to know is if you and your husband have a grudge."
"That we don't have," she said. "But we do have a carport."
The counselor shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still don't see any reason why you should divorce your husband."
