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409 Bits Of Humor For Preachers, Teachers, And Public Speakers
1. A preacher, looking for a discount, said, "I'm only a poor preacher."
Said the clerk, "I know. I heard you."
2. Recipe for a good sermon:
"Ah tells dem what Ah's gwine to tell dem, den Ah tells dem, and den Ah tells dem wot Ah done tole 'em."
3. A nun placed a six-pack in her grocery cart. She said it was for "her hair."
The grocer plunked a bag of pretzels alongside the beer. "You'll need some curlers."
4. "Thank, praise, serve, and obey God." Martin Luther.
Said the clerk, "I know. I heard you."
2. Recipe for a good sermon:
"Ah tells dem what Ah's gwine to tell dem, den Ah tells dem, and den Ah tells dem wot Ah done tole 'em."
3. A nun placed a six-pack in her grocery cart. She said it was for "her hair."
The grocer plunked a bag of pretzels alongside the beer. "You'll need some curlers."
4. "Thank, praise, serve, and obey God." Martin Luther.
