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Crowded Pews
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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
One time Tennessee Ernie Ford visited his home church in
Tennessee. Many of his relatives were with him in the center
section toward the front. News of his attendance brought a packed
church with standing room only. The Methodist pastor said nothing
about the presence of the famous guest until time for the
offering. Then he looked down and thanked Ernie for being there
that morning, and added, "Bless your little pew-packing heart!"
Told to me by a member of that church
Tennessee. Many of his relatives were with him in the center
section toward the front. News of his attendance brought a packed
church with standing room only. The Methodist pastor said nothing
about the presence of the famous guest until time for the
offering. Then he looked down and thanked Ernie for being there
that morning, and added, "Bless your little pew-packing heart!"
Told to me by a member of that church

