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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
There was the youngster who claimed to have the smartest dog
ever. "All I have to say to the dog," the boy explained, "is 'are
you coming or aren't you?' And he either comes or he doesn't."
A little boy looked with longing at his friend's dog, and
said, "I want a dog for Christmas, but my folks say I can't have
one."
"You didn't ask right," his friend advised. "Ask for a baby
brother. Then you'll get the dog."
The Baptist Record
ever. "All I have to say to the dog," the boy explained, "is 'are
you coming or aren't you?' And he either comes or he doesn't."
A little boy looked with longing at his friend's dog, and
said, "I want a dog for Christmas, but my folks say I can't have
one."
"You didn't ask right," his friend advised. "Ask for a baby
brother. Then you'll get the dog."
The Baptist Record

