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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
How church folk react to fire:
There was once an ecumenical gathering being held in a
building when someone came in and shouted, "The building is on
fire!"
The Methodists gathered in a corner and prayed.
The Baptists cried, "Where's the water?"
The Christian Scientists agreed among themselves that there
was no fire.
The Fundamentalists shouted, "It is the vengeance of the
Lord."
The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire
was evil.
There was once an ecumenical gathering being held in a
building when someone came in and shouted, "The building is on
fire!"
The Methodists gathered in a corner and prayed.
The Baptists cried, "Where's the water?"
The Christian Scientists agreed among themselves that there
was no fire.
The Fundamentalists shouted, "It is the vengeance of the
Lord."
The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire
was evil.

