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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A minister asked a group of children in Sunday school, "Why do
you love God?" The best response was, "I don't know. I guess it
just runs in the family."
A little girl was saying her prayers one evening at her
bedside. Her aunt was visiting and heard the prayer. She
commented to the little girl: "It's a pleasure to hear you saying
your prayers so well. You speak so earnestly and seriously, and
you seem to really mean what you say, and care about it too."
"Well, auntie," the little girl said, "you should hear me
gargle!"
you love God?" The best response was, "I don't know. I guess it
just runs in the family."
A little girl was saying her prayers one evening at her
bedside. Her aunt was visiting and heard the prayer. She
commented to the little girl: "It's a pleasure to hear you saying
your prayers so well. You speak so earnestly and seriously, and
you seem to really mean what you say, and care about it too."
"Well, auntie," the little girl said, "you should hear me
gargle!"

