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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A bandit confronted a Methodist circuit rider in an isolated
area as the parson was riding to his next preaching place. The
bandit made him get off his horse and started to rummage through
his saddlebags. The preacher said, "You wouldn't rob a poor
Methodist preacher, would you, sir?" "I am sorry," said the
highwayman, "I didn't realize you were a preacher, what brand are
you?" "I'm a Methodist," was the reply. "Of course I won't rob
you. I am a Methodist myself."
H.R.
area as the parson was riding to his next preaching place. The
bandit made him get off his horse and started to rummage through
his saddlebags. The preacher said, "You wouldn't rob a poor
Methodist preacher, would you, sir?" "I am sorry," said the
highwayman, "I didn't realize you were a preacher, what brand are
you?" "I'm a Methodist," was the reply. "Of course I won't rob
you. I am a Methodist myself."
H.R.

