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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
Yogi Berra: "If people don't want to come to the ball game,
there's no way you can stop them."
"You are only young once, but you can remain immature all your
life."
From Jerry Glanville, former coach of the NFL Houston Oilers:
"When I was born, the doctor looked at me and spanked my mom."
On a 300-pound player he cut from the squad, "This guy was so
fat it looked like someone sat in his lap and didn't leave."
On why he would never own a horse, "I don't want to keep
there's no way you can stop them."
"You are only young once, but you can remain immature all your
life."
From Jerry Glanville, former coach of the NFL Houston Oilers:
"When I was born, the doctor looked at me and spanked my mom."
On a 300-pound player he cut from the squad, "This guy was so
fat it looked like someone sat in his lap and didn't leave."
On why he would never own a horse, "I don't want to keep

