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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
The small plane was carrying three passengers -- a Boy Scout,
a bishop and a brilliant statesman. The pilot warned of an
impending crash. Then he said, "Unfortunately, we have only three
parachutes. I must take one so I can report the accident to the
proper authorities."
"I must have one parachute," said the brilliant statesman,
"because I have a great contribution to make for mankind." He
jumped after the pilot.
"The bishop turned to the Scout and said, "My son, I've lived
a bishop and a brilliant statesman. The pilot warned of an
impending crash. Then he said, "Unfortunately, we have only three
parachutes. I must take one so I can report the accident to the
proper authorities."
"I must have one parachute," said the brilliant statesman,
"because I have a great contribution to make for mankind." He
jumped after the pilot.
"The bishop turned to the Scout and said, "My son, I've lived

