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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
The candidate had given a stirring but fact-filled speech. He
confidently asked the audience if there were any questions.
"Yes," came a voice from the rear, "Who else is running?"
H.R.
Statements by politicians:
"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have
to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to
think it is important." -- Eugene McCarthy
"A conservative is a man who just thinks and sits, mostly
sits." -- Woodrow Wilson
confidently asked the audience if there were any questions.
"Yes," came a voice from the rear, "Who else is running?"
H.R.
Statements by politicians:
"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have
to be smart enough to understand the game and dumb enough to
think it is important." -- Eugene McCarthy
"A conservative is a man who just thinks and sits, mostly
sits." -- Woodrow Wilson

