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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A pastor was out calling on his flock. He came to one house
and knocked. No answer. He knocked a little louder. He heard
a faint voice coming from somewhere inside the house saying,
"Come in. Come in." He tried the door and it was unlocked, so he
stepped into the entry hall. No one was there but again he heard
the voice off to his left, "Come in." He proceeded into what was
the living room, still nobody, but still the voice, now more
distinctly. It sounded from the kitchen, "Come in."
and knocked. No answer. He knocked a little louder. He heard
a faint voice coming from somewhere inside the house saying,
"Come in. Come in." He tried the door and it was unlocked, so he
stepped into the entry hall. No one was there but again he heard
the voice off to his left, "Come in." He proceeded into what was
the living room, still nobody, but still the voice, now more
distinctly. It sounded from the kitchen, "Come in."
