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Rogers, Will
Humor
Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
Some comments by Will Rogers:
"You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a
horse going broke betting on people."
"You know, you've got to exercise your brain just like your
muscles."
"One way to solve the traffic problem would be to keep all the
cars that are not paid for off the streets. Children could use
the streets for playgrounds then."
"I never lack material for my humor column when the Congress
is in session."
"Live your life so you wouldn't be afraid to sell the family
"You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a
horse going broke betting on people."
"You know, you've got to exercise your brain just like your
muscles."
"One way to solve the traffic problem would be to keep all the
cars that are not paid for off the streets. Children could use
the streets for playgrounds then."
"I never lack material for my humor column when the Congress
is in session."
"Live your life so you wouldn't be afraid to sell the family

