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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
A farmer was plagued with city folks trespassing on his land
without permission. He put up a sign to keep them off. It read:
"No Trespassing. Survivors Will Be Prosecuted."
More than 100 years ago the following were Rules at the Mt.
Holyoke Seminary for Girls in Massachusetts:
1. No young lady shall become a member of this school who
cannot kindle a fire, mash potatoes, or repeat the multiplication
table.
2. No cosmetics, perfumeries or fancy soap will be allowed.
without permission. He put up a sign to keep them off. It read:
"No Trespassing. Survivors Will Be Prosecuted."
More than 100 years ago the following were Rules at the Mt.
Holyoke Seminary for Girls in Massachusetts:
1. No young lady shall become a member of this school who
cannot kindle a fire, mash potatoes, or repeat the multiplication
table.
2. No cosmetics, perfumeries or fancy soap will be allowed.

