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Sins And Sinner
Humor
Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
The painter was supposed to use a quality paint in painting
the chancel walls of the church. But he thinned his paint with
water. That night he had a dream and the Lord spoke to him and
said, "Repaint, you thinner!"
The little boy defined the sins of omission as those which we
ought to commit and don't.
It was testimony time at the prayer meeting. A man jumped up
and shouted, "Brothers and sisters, I have been a miserable and
contemptible sinner for years and never knew it before tonight."
the chancel walls of the church. But he thinned his paint with
water. That night he had a dream and the Lord spoke to him and
said, "Repaint, you thinner!"
The little boy defined the sins of omission as those which we
ought to commit and don't.
It was testimony time at the prayer meeting. A man jumped up
and shouted, "Brothers and sisters, I have been a miserable and
contemptible sinner for years and never knew it before tonight."
